Jewling

Suspiciously devious little critter. Untrustworthy and covetous of other people's belongings. Usually seen scampering around dark corners.

"Connor you Jewling get off my wallet!"

by Roras February 13, 2012

jelking

In males, flexing your kegel muscles in order to make your boner appear to have a life of its own, throbbing, bouncing, or nodding as if in deep conversation. Mostly used to hump significant others.

I snuggled up close to my wife in the spoon position. I began jelking my chubby into her thigh. She rolled her eyes.

by mal considine September 21, 2005

jenling

A word used to describe humans who own a minimum of 3 houses and 3 cars. Since 1996, many rich parents have name heir "Jenling" in hopes that they will grow up being bimbotic and tanned. This word can also be used to describe people who have a fetish for Four Fingers Crispy Chicken.

Can you don't be as retarded as Jenling?
You eat so much Four Fingers you're like a Jenling.

by Runflygrabland June 19, 2014

Jerling junior high

Do you like depression? What about homework? Welcome to Jerling!

“Oh, you go to Jerling Junior High? Isn’t that the one school with the crazy teachers that keep getting fired and that gets a new principal every two years?”

“How many teachers that used to work at Jerling are now sex offenders? Is it 3 or 4?”

by anonymous November 30, 2021

Jelqing

The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect penis, and no money shot. Surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repetition, and daily showers (*wink*).

Tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch penis before Jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. His results a normal 5 inch penis, Go TONY!

by Ace May 8, 2005

jerling

when a guy and a girl jerk off together

I'd love to jerl off with you. This is so hot, we're jerling right now.

by Thetarhythm November 2, 2014

The Jellinator

the jellinator is a jello shot making tool that enables you to make jello shots faster than you even thought possible. basically you can spend less time making them and more time consuming them.

Dude, i can't believe we just made like 1000 jello shots in an hour.. the jellinator is going to be the death of us.

by The shot master May 30, 2011