Trio Java

An ancient country with borders similar to that of modern Botswana and Namibia.

Take me back to Trio Java

by this handle is not in use January 14, 2021

java surfin'

When you drink coffee and it gives you the shits.

After my morning coffee I was Java Surfin' this morning.

by Smooth Sista Wives February 24, 2017

java junkie

A person who is addicted to coffee. Comes from the TV Show Gilmore Girls. Especially Lorelai and Rory are known as java junkies

LUKE: What are you doing?
LORELAI: I need coffee.
LUKE: It's 5:00 in the morning. Make coffee at your own house.
LORELAI: I did. I drank it all.
LUKE: You drank all the coffee in your house before five in the morning?
LORELAI: Big gulps, lots of sugar.
LUKE: *thinks: java junkie*

by ~dominique August 29, 2008

java zoned

When you pour your heart out to a girl that you liked. And she responds back with a full java script program that is syntactically correct, showing that she rejected you.

Person: Dude! I told Jessica I liked her the other day!
Bro: How'd it go?
Person: She java zoned me....
Bro: That was not cool bra.

by Callacas January 4, 2013

java-sex

1) Intense sexual activity after consuming large amounts of caffeine
2) participating in sexual activity in a cafe establishment

Guys, I had the greatest java-sex on my break yesterday.

by FanFreakingTasticBich May 17, 2018

Java The cup

Literally the best Genshin ytber I know. He does videos on Swords Only and Catalysts only. He slays tbh.

"Yo did you see Java the cup's new video?"
"Yes, he's so funny!"

by shotilsig July 3, 2022

Moxie java

Adderall and your favorite cup of joe! (coffee & adderall)

I think I might have a fucking problem, crushing adderall into moxie java.

by Qgrim July 18, 2017