Jacking Off

When a guy makes a fist and pulls on his dick for pleasure

Chad : O wow Kiersten's wearing a tube top & leather mini today!
Craig : O God Damn and a thong!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Craig : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Steve : O wow double dicks today!
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Chad! Craig! Chad ! Craig!
Kiersten : Why the hell is everyone Jacking Off today?
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten have you looked in the mirror!
Kiersten : O it's because of me!
Kaylee : You are so full of yourself!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause everyone is Jacking off to me!

by SlopNChop November 4, 2017

Jacking Off

When a guy get sexually aroused and squirts cum out of his dick!

Chad was cuddling Kiersten in the dairy section at the market until Maddison walked by in her daisy dukes and caused Chad to stop and start Jacking Off!

by SlopNChop December 8, 2016

jacking off

When a guy slides his hand up and down slowly or really fast, however he likes it, on his hard dick until he gets that immense feeling. That feeling is one of the most desired feelings in the whole world and when it happens, you get ready to shoot your warm load all over the place.

O man. I was jacking off last night using this lubricant. It felt so good when i shot my load all over the place.

by mysteryman123 December 31, 2007

jackingoff

Jacking off: Grabing your penis and moving your hand up and down until you are satisfied or until orgasim

Dude i like jackingoff.

by joshua J.T.H July 14, 2006

Jacking It to Jesus

The higher your hair is, the closer you are to the Lord.

If the Pagent Princess wants to win the crown, she has to make sure her stylist is Jacking It to Jesus during hair and make-up.

by MrsMissa January 1, 2012

Wind Jacking

The act of standing outside and letting the cool breeze get your penis erect and the wind blows on it until you end up cumming right back at the wind.

Holy shit, hornberger was wind jacking in santa cruz for like three hours. his dick is wind chaffed!

by crushing blow to society September 26, 2010

jacking

Jacking refers to the act of robbing or stealing and can refer to jacking one person in particular or can refer to say lyrics from a tune.

"Did you hear what happened to Leroy Brown on the 93 bus last night? He got jacked by a group of kids... they took his phone".

also:

"That 50 cent is whack... hes always jacking lyrics from other mans tunes... allow him"

by David Fisk April 25, 2006