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mayonnaise everywhere

When a dude hasn’t choked the chicken in a few days and upon releasing his load the back pressure causes a sitcky mess all over the place.
Britney hasn’t let Chad hit it in a few days, but last night she complained about the Mayonnaise everywhere in the bathroom.
by SexyGoodSex1856 February 14, 2019
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It’s fucking everywhere

When you you’re one of them people and you just get it. It’s the simple things you can picture but the largest form possible.
“Hey Blake, do you see the vision? Yes I do Mason, picture this, it’s fucking everywhere.”
by Meat Locker May 7, 2025
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it's everywhere!

when ya boys spinning on yo meat and you just have the masculine urge to say "it's everywhere!"
by edirizzon January 20, 2025
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Spilling the mustard everywhere

"When you comment on something even though no one fucking asked after your opinion but you wanna annoy the shit out of people anyway"
"Why is Alina always spilling the mustard everywhere?"
"I don't know, maybe she want's attention"
by UninportantNichname December 11, 2017
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everywhere (abbreviation)

e/w
From e/w

Shorthand for “I am from everywhere (abbreviation)”
by Ericola March 19, 2025
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paid everywhere

A hustlers state of mind, intentions to inspire people in their relationships, in their business, in their art, in their creativity.
Being successful in every aspect of life achieving desired goals and outcomes across multiple areas, such as career, relationships, health, personal growth & finances.
He’s really “Paid Everywhere” a great father a great friend a great provider for the family a great business partner!
by Everywhereoffical January 19, 2024
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