The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.
Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.
Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.
Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!
RIP
Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.
Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!
RIP
by Joseph Tittlitch February 1, 2009
A sexual indulgence not at all involving the Iranian people or its beliefs. The act entails dousing oneself in plutonium and masturbatory fluids while religiously praising the glory of our Dear Leader, Kim Jong-un. Afterwards, the individual must sneak through the Chinese border--Seppuku must take place if the individual in question is already within the nation of China--and continue to obtain nuclear launch codes on which he/she will smuggle into Iran via the anus so that a large group of security guards will have to manually retrieve the said object with their hands. This is done solely for the pleasure of the individual.
Guy 1: Shit, brah. I got so zobbled last night that I participated in an Iranian Cluster Fuck with that mentally crippled cousin I told you about.
Guy 2: The Holocaust was a lie, bro.
Guy 2: The Holocaust was a lie, bro.
by Kiki Reeves March 20, 2012
by Joemom12 February 12, 2014
ĭ-rā'nē-ən găs măsk
The act of placing your balls over a person's nose with the intent to restrict their breathing (thus forcing their mouth to open), then farting into their open mouth.
May be used on either sex. Do note however, that in most cultures, "no homo" must be called if performing the Iranian Gas Mask on men.
The act of placing your balls over a person's nose with the intent to restrict their breathing (thus forcing their mouth to open), then farting into their open mouth.
May be used on either sex. Do note however, that in most cultures, "no homo" must be called if performing the Iranian Gas Mask on men.
"Haha dude, I just gave Aaron a perfect Iranian Gas Mask. He'll be tasting my fart for days!...no homo"
by banannaphone January 27, 2010
Similar to the pile driver in nature, and perhaps more satisfying. In this classic maneuver, the man squats hamstring to hamstring with the chick who is positioned ass up, on her neck and shoulders so he can drill press his cock into her; with each dipping thrust, she gets a birds-eye view of his asshole.
Susie loves the pile driver so last night i switched it up and gave her the Iranian Drill Press. When we finished she asked me to marry her.
by EZontheMic December 31, 2020
when you skeet up a girls body and drag your balls smearing the skeet like the wind over the desert sand smearing the camels tracks and busting all over her face then smacking her with your balls and yelling "boom" when you hit her representing the bombs the iranian's take with them to blow up a city
by snowyy April 18, 2007
The act of taking a standard issue cheese grater and inserting it into ones anus and/or vagina, then proceeding to insert and remove it while twisting it left and right
by Ityaboistorm December 31, 2020