insurance cookie

a cookie you grab early in the morning before work or school because you know they will all be gone when you get home.

Fred: "John, come on! We're gonna be late for work!"
John: "Hold up, gotta grab me an insurance cookie."

by Arbag August 24, 2009

Mafia Insurance

When some one has mafia insurance they usually have some sort of deal with the mafia where they provided money and/or services in exchange for protection.

Hey Sean, don’t mess with that guy he has mafia insurance. If you mess with him, you’ll be in over your head with the mafia.

by Selmer September 5, 2009

Trumpian Insurrection

A term used to describe the violent Trump-inspired uprising at the US Capitol on January 6, 2021, in which five people died, four of whom were Trump supporters.

The Trumpian Insurrection was 45’s final vainglorious attempt to place himself at the center of everything and he didn’t care who died as long as the numbers put him on the media radar.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2021

Insurance Cheat

To cheat on your partner preemptively, in order to not feel quite as bad when they inevitably turn out to be capable of the same.

I've just split up from the missus after she slept with my brother. But it's fine, I insurance cheated with her cousin at her best friends wedding when we first met. And I didn't use anything either.

by dinnum2010 January 4, 2010

Insurance Wipe

To prevent an unwanted incident after evacuating the log tunnel, you should always make sure to do one final wipe of your entire anal crevice and surrounding area to ensure that there is no more shit on your ass.

"I've been feeling really dodgy mate, so I did a couple extra insurance wipes just to be sure.."

by El chicken January 4, 2015

insurbourbonate

Spend a night out enjoying too much Jack Daniels and wilfully ignore all calls to "get the fuck home, it's 4am" knowing full well you are going to face multiple charges of insurbourbonate behaviour

You can sleep on the sofa for insurbourbonate behaviour you arsehole

by stuartbrown123 August 25, 2020

Liability Insurance

insurance that provides protection from claims arising from injuries or damage to other people or property.

I need Liability Insurance on muh Escalade

by Lkreyna2 December 18, 2012