by Fartnut Fatrineteoidfnsf June 2, 2021
Get the Alexander Infantemug. Infants are stupid as fuck. theirs dumb asses can’t even read let alone fucking speak. They will cost you a shit load of money. fuck abortion kill those mother fuckers yourself nigga,
when they come out. FUCK BABYS AND INFANTS
when they come out. FUCK BABYS AND INFANTS
infants are stupid as shit
by pussyeater6969420saka January 25, 2020
Get the infantsmug. Hey did you get your personal essay on Infantism done yet?
No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby.
No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby.
by BigBoyBillyBob October 23, 2019
Get the Infantismmug. When you actually care what your child wears, and make it a conscious note not to dress them in obscenely clashing colors or fashion originating from the 1950's.
Jason personifies fantastic infant dressing today. It is clear that his mother took the time to make him look nice.
by Sakura-san January 15, 2009
Get the fantastic infant dressingmug. I'm not the one wailing and crying like a bitch all the Goddamn time I mean, Arnold Schwarzenegger was just crying like a bitch a second ago about his flabby old bitch-tit's and he's more of a man than you'll ever be so...
Hym "Do infants watch porn? Does God watch you fuck? Why does Charlie Kirk think infants watch porn? I mean, I also write movies and created AI. How is an incest freak who fucks someone who shares the same parents better than the creator of AI? I don't get that. I mean, if Dave Portenoy's wife thought that being married made Dave Portnoy objectively better than Not Dave Portaltroy then Dave Poodlepie would have a wife. And Dave Pororor is like a pizza man. Like Pannucci's pizza from Futurama. He didn't even do anything profound like create AI or anything. He's still just a pizza guy... And now he's a pizza guy without a wife... And so is Steven Crowder... His wife is both fuckable and single. Fuckable and suckable. I don't know any grown infant boys."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
Get the Grown Infant Boysmug. When your desperate to hook up with your baby momma, your kid is sleeping in your bed, and you still fuck.
We were so desperate the other night, we had an infant threesome. It’s cool though, she never woke up or even moved
by The C to the P January 3, 2019
Get the Infant Threesomemug. "Hey did you get your essay on Infantism done yet?"
"No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby."
"No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby."
by BigBoyBillyBob October 23, 2019
Get the Infantismmug.