Another word for homosexual
Someone who like to use their penis to plough the muddy field, or in other words, other men's bottoms.
Someone who like to use their penis to plough the muddy field, or in other words, other men's bottoms.
"Nathan why are you such a turd tunneler? most guys don't appreciate being ploughed the way you excercise this delicate practice, were not all backstreet boys"
by Shizlgog July 13, 2007
Definition 1:
A slang phrase uttered when you are late and while driving to meet friends or a group of people. Blaming the traffic conditions going into the tunnel or inside the tunnel for your tardiness. The phrase indicates that you are on your way and will be there shortly once the traffic subsides.
In reality, you are no where near the tunnel, probably have not left your home yet and want the people you are meeting to wait because they actually think that you are unintentionally delayed and on your way.
Definition 2:
Receiving a cellular phone call and the caller is requesting a favor from you, expressing a boring story and/or wants to hang out. Uttering this phrase is an internationally acceptable excuse to use when you have no intentions on listening, meeting, or dealing with the caller and want to immediately end the call because of the poor cellular phone reception in tunnels.
A slang phrase uttered when you are late and while driving to meet friends or a group of people. Blaming the traffic conditions going into the tunnel or inside the tunnel for your tardiness. The phrase indicates that you are on your way and will be there shortly once the traffic subsides.
In reality, you are no where near the tunnel, probably have not left your home yet and want the people you are meeting to wait because they actually think that you are unintentionally delayed and on your way.
Definition 2:
Receiving a cellular phone call and the caller is requesting a favor from you, expressing a boring story and/or wants to hang out. Uttering this phrase is an internationally acceptable excuse to use when you have no intentions on listening, meeting, or dealing with the caller and want to immediately end the call because of the poor cellular phone reception in tunnels.
Scenario: 8:00 PM, Cang, in sweat pants, relaxing at home chillin, watching the Cowboys Football game, scratching his nut sack and cracking a few cold ones....
Phone rings....ring, ring, ring
Cang: "Yo"
Caller Diz: (Waiting in NYC) "Where you at yo? "You were scheduled to be here an hour ago." "You coming or what???"
Cang: "Yeah, I'm on my way...." "I'm in the tunnel, I will be there in five minutes"
Caller Diz: "Hey, if your not coming, it's cool, just let me know..."
Cang: "yeah, I'm on my way.... What?... I can't hear you, I'm in the tunnel and your breaking up" Then abruptly hangs up the phone.... And returns to watching the game....
Caller Diz: "Hello? You there?..... Hello? Hello????" - hangs up the phone. Loudly exclaimaing.... "I've been "Canged" ....again. "
Originates in Bergen County NJ.... Yo, Yo, Yo, top of the food chain !!!!!
Phone rings....ring, ring, ring
Cang: "Yo"
Caller Diz: (Waiting in NYC) "Where you at yo? "You were scheduled to be here an hour ago." "You coming or what???"
Cang: "Yeah, I'm on my way...." "I'm in the tunnel, I will be there in five minutes"
Caller Diz: "Hey, if your not coming, it's cool, just let me know..."
Cang: "yeah, I'm on my way.... What?... I can't hear you, I'm in the tunnel and your breaking up" Then abruptly hangs up the phone.... And returns to watching the game....
Caller Diz: "Hello? You there?..... Hello? Hello????" - hangs up the phone. Loudly exclaimaing.... "I've been "Canged" ....again. "
Originates in Bergen County NJ.... Yo, Yo, Yo, top of the food chain !!!!!
by Mr. Ronald Zoni April 15, 2011
by skawars January 30, 2012
Nose tunnels are also called nostrils.
Short info about nose tunnels:
Nose tunnels or nostrils are effective for digging gold or blood diamonds, swimming through seaweed with your finger and breathing.
Damage in your nose tunnels:
In severe cases of damage in your nose tunnels, a runny nose can appear, which might lead to a so called; blocked nose tunnel.
You might also find a leak in one of the vessels in your nose, this is caused by too much digging and will lead to an increase in your blood diamond findings.
How to fix the damage:
Inject fluid from a nasal spray, and feel the fresh traffic of air running through your nose once again.
To prevent the blood diamond vessel leak, mend it with paper and take a temporary break with the digging.
Short info about nose tunnels:
Nose tunnels or nostrils are effective for digging gold or blood diamonds, swimming through seaweed with your finger and breathing.
Damage in your nose tunnels:
In severe cases of damage in your nose tunnels, a runny nose can appear, which might lead to a so called; blocked nose tunnel.
You might also find a leak in one of the vessels in your nose, this is caused by too much digging and will lead to an increase in your blood diamond findings.
How to fix the damage:
Inject fluid from a nasal spray, and feel the fresh traffic of air running through your nose once again.
To prevent the blood diamond vessel leak, mend it with paper and take a temporary break with the digging.
Observer: Woah, buddy, your nose tunnels are completely blocked!
Victim: Yeah i was digging too hard yesterday and now it keeps running out with blood diamonds
Observer: On urbandictionary they got a guide about, how to fix and repair nose tunnels!
Victim: Yeah i was digging too hard yesterday and now it keeps running out with blood diamonds
Observer: On urbandictionary they got a guide about, how to fix and repair nose tunnels!
by ChrisO'Neat May 15, 2010
When two males have sexual relations by pushing each other's assholes against each other. Also known as "outercourse"
by ItsTorgy November 20, 2013
Chris: Did you fuck Justine last night?
Michael: No, she's saving herself for marriage, we're only doing it through the caramel tunnel.
Michael: No, she's saving herself for marriage, we're only doing it through the caramel tunnel.
by Joey Jastrsexy November 29, 2016