idek Apple iDeck

A phrase made by Zek Sanchez#3502 which is just a fun way to say "idek" or "I don't even know."
Pronounced as "eye deck Apple eye deck."

Random person: Uhh… What's the approximate size of the universe?
Zek: Bruhv idek Apple iDeck

by Zek Sanchez June 20, 2020

Spiritual Identification System

The spiritual identification system (SIS/SPIRITIS/SPIRITISYS) is a spiritual technology that is about to identify people at spiritual level, or by their spirits, minds, souls, auras, vibrations or anything at spiritual level. The term is also used to refer to technologies able to identify anything at spiritual level.

"The Spiritual Identification System is a concept that might help a lot the search for spiritual life, and even for be the future of the ways to identify people and increase security and organization of society."

"The SPIRITISYS will be really important in the future, and might be a revolution in human sciences and technologies."

by Full Monteirism January 10, 2021

Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity

The overbearing feeling in human psychology that makes one believe that their testicles are unnaturally small.

Hayley: I just feel that my balls...aren't as big as some of the other boys'.
Psychologist: Listen here you focking mong. The only reason your "balls" are small is because of the way you see them. If you view your balls as exceptionally large, then they will be. Currently, you suffer from a rare condition in females called Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity which makes you retarded. Sorry, but that's just how it is.

by Keef Scott September 13, 2020

two rocks look identical

Funniest sh*t I've ever seen, also a JoJo reference

Kakyoin: Take a look at those two rocks over there Mr. Joestar... Isn't it just big enough for someone to hide behind?
Joseph: What do you mean?
Kakyoin: Now take a look at the rock on the opposite side.
Joseph: On the opposite side?
Kakyoin: You still don't see it? There's a rock shaped exactly the same on the opposite side.
Every crusader except Joseph: Laughing hysterically because two rocks look identical

by FemboysAreBest January 18, 2021

generationally consistent political identity

Aka. G.C.P.I. or just generational consistency, When the political beliefs of an individual match their parents, guardians, and or grandparent’s political beliefs. The more generations from the same family who have the same beliefs, the stronger the generational consistency is. If the trend goes on for too long it can become source of privilege for the younger generations may not even take the time to do research in order to formulate their own views on issues and vote responsibly.

Erin: So, who are you voting for tomorrow?

John: I’ll probably vote for whoever the democrat is. I almost always vote democrat; just like my father and my grandparents on my father’s side. I have a generationally consistent political identity.
Erin: You don’t pay attention to who is running in elections and what their stances are do you?
John: No. Not really.

by Vanguard 1998 March 17, 2021

identical cousins

Two people who act like enemies and say they're nothing alike, while in reality are best friends and practically the same person.

"Oh my god, can you believe that Lenny and Ruth haven't killed each other yet? They must really hate each other!"

"Dude, are you dense? They're identical cousins....they get together on Saturday nights and sew every week. They're basically best friends."

by george.wa October 14, 2014

identitarian

A person or ideology that espouses that group identity is the most important thing about a person, and that justice and power must be viewed primarily on the basis of group identity rather than individual merit.

Critical Race Theory is an identitarian world view that maintains group identity is what determines success and potential, and therefore that group identity must be used to ensure justice.

by bluntoyevich June 28, 2021