Apple iPad

The crappiest product that Apple has shitted out to date.

It's like a giant iPhone except it doesn't have a phone or 3G.

It's supposed to be the "Netbook killer" but it doesn't even MULTITASK! But it sure as hell costs DOUBLE.

It doesn't even have a freaking webcam!

And how much does this piece of shit cost? $499 FOR 16GB!

SIXTEEN FUCKING GIGABYTES!

ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

Oh, but you can expect stupid Apple fanboys to rush to their nearest Apple Store to purchase this useless device because after all, IT'S FROM APPLE! IT'S GONNA MAKE THEM LOOK COOL AND HIP!

Tell me Apple fanboys, how does Steve Job's cock taste like?

Fuck, you gotta be a complete moron to actually be thinking about buying this pile of garbage.

And don't even get me started on the goddamn name.

"iPad". For fuck's sake. It sounds like a brand of tampons.

The Apple iPad won't be worth buying until it can store at least a terabyte of menstrual blood.

by Hurp Derp January 27, 2010

iPad

Noun: large iPod touch

...seriously, that's it.

Person 1: Dude OMG check out my new iPad! It's revolutionary! Thank you STEVE JOBS<333

Person 2: I'm pretty sure my iPod touch and your iPhone are the exact same thing, only more portable...

Person 1: ...did you say something? STEVE JOBS<3

by Pseudonym_3 January 27, 2010

iPad

A very expensive device used to clean up Steve Jobs after he has a period. Often refered to as a "friggn big iPhone"

"Sure you use tampons i use an iPad in style!"

by Dat_jew January 29, 2010

iPad

An oversized iphone that has no practical use at all.

FAIL apple

"Oh look another apple product! I must buy the iPad! Even though it can only run one application at one time and does not have the full capabilities of a real tablet pc."

by ipad FAIL January 27, 2010

iPaidTooMuch

What you thing after one week of owning an apple device esp. the Apple iPad

I just got an iPad, but it was more like an iPaidTooMuch

by Comhippy September 27, 2010

ipaditis

A sensation of numbness or pain in the dorsal (top) side of your upper arm due to exertion of tendons while holding up one's iPad to work. This is similar to carpal tunnel, but on the other side of one's arm.

I sat in bed all morning, holding up my iPad for so so long. I need a massage to get rid of my iPaditis.

by campers28 May 9, 2011

iPad

An iPad is an electronic device that a Bostonian would call what a non-Bostonian calls an iPod.

Bostonian #1 - Eyy Bahb, I just stole this guy's iPad!

Bostonian #2 - Quick! Get in the Cah!

by ThunderM005e May 2, 2010