The feeling you get when you see an ex with someone else. You really don't want them back but they are like a fire hydrant and you are seeing someone else piss on your fire hydrant. Which enrages you and makes you want to piss on that fire hydrant again.
by Gothzilla November 12, 2010
step 1.) go outside and locate a fire hydrant
step 2.) kick the fire hydrant
step 3.) repeat step 2 until satisfied
step 2.) kick the fire hydrant
step 3.) repeat step 2 until satisfied
by SirStephen January 21, 2012
the act of putting icy hot on your penis and at first it feels like its on fire then the icy part kicks in and its the best feeling in the world.
by killemkrew3 March 22, 2011
SNLs' City Correspondent Stefon, defines a 'Human Fire hydrant' as a high waisted midget painted in red with a big ass.
by The Chabo April 16, 2011
While having sex, the guy pees into the girl's vagina and when she stands up, all the pee runs down her leg, like when a dog pees on a fire hydrant.
by Niko K October 18, 2007
by moodybitch August 15, 2010
This sexual move is very relieving, but takes a while to set up.
First, have sex with girls for a month, but before finishing, just pull out and stop.
Next, on the last day of the month, finish.
Last, watch as your sperm spews out of her ears and mouth at uncharted speeds. Like a fire hydrant.
First, have sex with girls for a month, but before finishing, just pull out and stop.
Next, on the last day of the month, finish.
Last, watch as your sperm spews out of her ears and mouth at uncharted speeds. Like a fire hydrant.
kMurg: I just fucked a chick and gave her the ol' German Fire Hydrant.
Errybody: Dayyuummmmm boyyyyy!!!!
kMurg: Yes, yes, I know.
Errybody: Dayyuummmmm boyyyyy!!!!
kMurg: Yes, yes, I know.
by kMurg February 16, 2011