hot rod gasket

A condom.

I went to the 7-11 for a hot rod gasket but the lady there didn't understand. I had to show her...

by Bluesheart June 9, 2016

hot rod duncan

in an amblin’ van lived a banjo man and his name was hot rod duncan

person 1: omg it’s hot rod dunkin!!!!!!!
hot rod duncan: who?

by ILCilikecoal July 24, 2025

Hot Rod

the replacement for Optimus prime, and almost never dies

Hot rod, Jazz is slacking off with bumblebee

by Oololoiajakakk April 14, 2021

Hot Rod to Heaven

Riding on the end of my rod is the Hot Rod to Heaven

"I'm sorry, Seth", pleaded Peter.
"I wasn't going to groom your GF, until she told me "I've got an E ticket to ride the Hot Rod to Heaven

by rankstorn September 3, 2013

hot rod

my daddy, son, brother, boyfriend, and dog

I love Hot Rod so much he makes me feel joyus

by starstar1212 March 24, 2022

Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.

My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024

Hot Rodding

When you stick your penis into an active car exhaust and keep it there until you get a third degree burn.

"Bro, I went out to my car last night and started hot rodding it."

by SoldMyKidsOnEbay July 12, 2025