Hortzo

A person who engages in horrible-like / ugly behaviour on a not so frequent or frequent basis.

1-Going to the club wearing running shoes, merits the title of hortzo.

2- The Hortzo went out drinking for the third time this week on a week night.

3-Look at that Hortzo, sitting on the apartment dining table in only his boxers

by Harry Ronaldo July 26, 2009

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Tim Horton's

1. A very large and powerful franchise in Canada that celebrated 40 years of serving hot beverages and breakfast in 2004. Tim Horton's popularity is similar to that of Starbucks in the USA.

Man, everywhere I go there is a Tim Horton's on every corner.

by Jaywalker July 10, 2005

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Horton Hole

A euphemism for female genitals originating in Hastings UK.

Steady! I really like Horton holes.

by Hastingstwink May 10, 2010

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Horton hears a who

A good book by Dr. Seuss. About an elephant who saves a tiny world full of whos- who are small people.

Horton Hears a Who is a great book.

by Jeremiah December 21, 2004

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Hortonized

To give a ridiculously spectacular beatdown to a person.

"He talked so much shit for so long, then before you know it he got straight Hortonized."

by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007

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Tim Horton's

Located throughout Canada, Tim Horton's locales are the unofficial HQ for the VPD and other Canadian police.

Canadian criminal: I can't sleep, what shall we do?
Visitor criminal: let's rob a Tim Horton's, they're always open!
Canadian criminal: hahahaha!
Visitor criminal: .. no?

by jimleanbeefbean June 28, 2009

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