Hooker

n. Slang for an ex-partner monitoring your every move on social media

My ex-girlfriend lives across the country and knows I'm dating someone new. She's such a hooker.

by SI-Friend December 19, 2012

hooker

A prostitute.

Began in the Civil War when General Joeseph "Fighting Joe" Hooker was concerned about the number of STDs amoung his soldiers. He Red District'd all of the prostitutes and gave them annual checks for signs of STDs. And everyone knows how generals check over their men to make sure all uniforms and such are in tip-top shape, so the Red District Prostitutes became known as "Hooker's Army", later dropping the "Army" and becoming "hooker."

Person: Yo, John, you see that hooker last night?
John: You mean Joe Hooker?
Person: Uh... no, the prostitutes. Didja sleep with her?

by Squishie November 4, 2006

hooker

a tennis player who cheats on line calls

Coach: Candace u fucking hooker, that shot was in!

by Sarah Nordhues November 5, 2007

Hooker

When a woman spreads her legs like the splits except vertically. The man comes in from either her vag or behind. The woman can bend her knee over his shoulder if she gets tired if a man also gets a blowjob at the same time in a threesome it is known as "the big H"

"I was hookering Julie last night"
"Really how'd it go?"
"Well Conor came in and we H'd her"
"Sweet.."

by GAVIN ELMO January 13, 2009

Hooker

A slut that walks around fucking the entire world for money and probably makes more money than ur mum

Yo ur nan is a hooker

by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019

hooker

town in south dakota with a population of 10.

after getting kicked in the balls franks sperm count was hooker.

by sim sim salla bim October 20, 2011

Hookered

Describes a technical system in which a change in any node will negatively affect other nodes.

You change your email password and then your emails get erased, you can't login to the network, and someone took your keyboard.

"The whole office is hookered!"

by justowen April 29, 2010