Hogwarts kid

Any one of those little foofters whose mommies and daddies pay $14,000 a semester so they can attend Lehigh University and clog shut our fucking bars and sushi joints and roads and hospitals and morgues. They run around town with their magic carpets and point their wands at each other, all the while thinking theyre the greatest little magic school around. Little do they know that E.M.F. lurks in the shadows waiting for them to make a mistake and then....... Napalm Slayer Death bursts forth from the hairy sphincter of Satan's Shoeshineboy and covers them in whitehot molten poo. Bunch of fucking herbs.

I quit high school and got a six-figure job, and now make more than most of those Hogwarts kids will. But Mommie and Daddie will just keep sending money forever....

by spanky mackockleberrie October 4, 2010

Hogwarts Express

The primary mode of transportation to Hogwarts is the Hogwarts Express that students take at the start of each school year. Students board the train from Platform 9¾ at King's Cross station in London. The train leaves at 11:00 am and arrives at Hogsmeade Station, near Hogwarts, some time after nightfall.

Harry: How do we get to the Hogwarts Express?
Ron: You have to go through Platform 9 and 3/4.

by lonelykarina November 29, 2010

hogwarts day

a day only celebrated by true potterheads

??: happy hogwarts day! ❤️💛💙💚
stranger: what?
??: muggle.

by fictional guys are hot, tmiw January 28, 2021

Hogwarts Throwdown

The act of lubing up the end of a broomstick, inserting it into your partners anus, and riding them around like a magic broomstick.

Can be done with multiple people riding around pretending to play Quidditch.

Me and my wife did an old fashioned Hogwarts Throwdown with my buddy and his wife

by Mr Pac-Man 423 September 6, 2023

Hogwarts Style

Sexual relations with a person that resembles a character from the Harry Potter movies

"She said the ranga at the bar reminded her of Ron Weasly and she wanted to hit that hogwarts style".

‎"Dude, that chick kinda looks like Hermione. I'm gonna hit that with my magic wand... hogwarts style!"

by the banshee August 11, 2010

Hogwarts Bitches

best groupchat on stan twitter

“hogwarts bitches are the best groupchat on stan twitter, did you see they cancelled Tara AND Via? that’s some bad ass energy right there.

by HB member March 14, 2021

hogwarts poo

An extra magical poo where you shit and wipe your ass and nothing is on the paper LIKE HOLY SHIT. but on top of that you look down AND THERE IS NO SHIT OR ANY EVIDENCE OF A POO IN THE TOILET LIKE FUUUUUUCK.

jim: sally I just did a hogwarts poo holy Jesus

Sally: that's so magical I haven't had a hogwarts poo for 48 days

by bigtitsOG May 31, 2017