Hipster Disaster on the way to work my chain fell off my fixie.
I had a major Hipster Disaster this morning, the line for my morning latte was a block long.
The barista at the Blue Bottle got his beard stuck in the latte foamer, total Hipster Disaster.
I had a major Hipster Disaster this morning, the line for my morning latte was a block long.
The barista at the Blue Bottle got his beard stuck in the latte foamer, total Hipster Disaster.
by sveesible August 31, 2012
Get the Hipster Disaster mug.A self-proclaimed sect of hipsterdom in which the individual recognizes he or she is a hipster with an almost aristocratic air hanging over them. Rather than rejecting the title of hipster, they accept it but seek to distinguish themselves from the broey bastardized hipsters that tend to birth out of frat houses. Characterized by a superior taste in music that encompasses a broad spectrum of genres that range from folk to variants of house. They avoid shameless wobbles known as American dubstep at all costs and love IPAs/home brewed alcohol.
Hipster Bro: Yo I just nabbed tickets to Skrillex & Avicii I got my neon bro tank all ready to RAVE!
*sips natti ice*
Hipstercrat: That shit is an auditory nightmare! Listen to some Claude Vonstroke and grow a beard for fuck's sake.
*sips home brew*
*sips natti ice*
Hipstercrat: That shit is an auditory nightmare! Listen to some Claude Vonstroke and grow a beard for fuck's sake.
*sips home brew*
by DandyLeon December 12, 2012
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A young person, typically male, in the San Francisco Architectural Engineer community that thinks they are both a professional and local hipster. A Hipster Engineer is typically identified in office environments by their large unkempt mustaches, tight pants and flannel shirts. Thick rimmed glasses are a plus in the wardrobe.
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Get the Hipster Engineer mug.Someone who fulfills some but not all of the criteria of being a hipster. He/she either differs from hipsters in at least one important way, or inconsistently exhibits hipster-like characteristics.
Nich claims that he's a lousy hipster, but I haven't seen him eat meat in at least two years. He's totally gone vegetarian.
by WithEazE August 26, 2013
Get the Lousy Hipster mug.a city, or neighborhood in that city, where "hipsters" congregate. usually semi upscale, yet affordable due to mom and dads money. full of coffee shops, bars, "thrift" stores (where a crappy used t-shirt runs about $13).
hipster #1 hey im moving out of capitol hill in seattle. its like so over
hipster #2 yeah, i moved to portland, OR. its the new hipster-mecca
hipster #2 yeah, i moved to portland, OR. its the new hipster-mecca
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Get the Hipster cat mug.Hipsters are a subculture of American consumer for whom the idea behind the marketing holds more value than the product being marketed.
The attachment of certain words, phrases or ideas to a product (e.g.; counter-culture, independent or "indie", progressive, alternative or "alt", organic, holistic, "old-school", etc.) whether that product is music, fashion, technology, food, social media or real estate, is enough to connote to the hipster "authenticity" and value, regardless of whether there is any innate value to be found.
Ironically, the hipster perceives him/herself as the counterpoint to mass-culture and conformity when, in fact the ease with which hipster "culture" can be appropriated, repackaged and marketed makes them the ultimate conformists (e.g.; tattoos were once a sign of rebellion and a badge of one's outsider status, now over 40% of all Americans under 50 have a tattoo, essentially making them all members of the same tribe.)
The attachment of certain words, phrases or ideas to a product (e.g.; counter-culture, independent or "indie", progressive, alternative or "alt", organic, holistic, "old-school", etc.) whether that product is music, fashion, technology, food, social media or real estate, is enough to connote to the hipster "authenticity" and value, regardless of whether there is any innate value to be found.
Ironically, the hipster perceives him/herself as the counterpoint to mass-culture and conformity when, in fact the ease with which hipster "culture" can be appropriated, repackaged and marketed makes them the ultimate conformists (e.g.; tattoos were once a sign of rebellion and a badge of one's outsider status, now over 40% of all Americans under 50 have a tattoo, essentially making them all members of the same tribe.)
Definition #1 was clearly written by a hipster.
Gay porn used to feature nothing but hairless meth-addled circuit queens, now we have to watch skinny, bearded hipsters get facials.
Befuddled observer: "It's 79 degrees out, why are you wearing a kitted wool cap?"
Hipster: "Because I reject the mainstream banality of weather in favor of an authentic expression of my inner self."
Befuddled observer: "Oh, I thought it was because you're a hipster douche-bag."
Gay porn used to feature nothing but hairless meth-addled circuit queens, now we have to watch skinny, bearded hipsters get facials.
Befuddled observer: "It's 79 degrees out, why are you wearing a kitted wool cap?"
Hipster: "Because I reject the mainstream banality of weather in favor of an authentic expression of my inner self."
Befuddled observer: "Oh, I thought it was because you're a hipster douche-bag."
by Mister Ay Cee May 5, 2013
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