This was once a term reserved for dirty longhairs from the 70s who wore tie die shirts, a peace sign, and patchouli. They protested and cried about most everything, and pioneered the anti-vaccine movement of the 2000s with some dumbass shit about autism. Today they’ve updated their costumes. They can be easily spotted wearing clothes with American flags on them, usually bought at Walmart in the clearance section. Some will advertise that they now own guns, solely listen to country music, and will fly Trump or Don’t Tread on Me flags in their yards as well. They protest in front of schools, freeway overpasses, and vaccination clinics. Hippie as fuck as they are, they still cry about the dangers of vaccines like little scared bitches. By contrast, being the naturalists that they are, they are not against all medicines, as they like to wash down natural ingredients promoted by their holistic medicine man, their Maharishi holy man, Donald Trump. These items include Lysol, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, and still patchouli oil to keep up the hippie tradition. Some identify themselves as conservatives, flying a tattered ass flag off their truck, wearing the same unoriginal “Let’s Go Brandon” shirt, and telling everyone they are moving to Texas. To their dismay, true conservatives never protested and always looked down on those who did. Ronald Reagan would be ashamed. They don’t realize that despite new look, these toothless folks are just whining hippies minus the tie die shirts.
Person 1: Hey Chad, do you want to go to Walgreens with me to protest the Covid-19 Vaccine with me, to help save humanity from being microchipped.
Person 2: Hell no! I’ve got better shit to do with my time. When did you become such a protesting, whiny ass little bitch Chad? You’re a fucking hippie.
Person 2: Hell no! I’ve got better shit to do with my time. When did you become such a protesting, whiny ass little bitch Chad? You’re a fucking hippie.
by Kentuckywoman082 December 17, 2021
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whats that smell? oh yah it's that acid casualty hippie who Bill hired who never works, doesn't bathe and worships Barrack Obama for no apparent reason.
by truth fan June 12, 2009
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"Hippie," Can be used as a shrug off to someone, or as a label of being 'free spirited', or having 'alternative views.' Hippies experience oneness within nature and fellow humans. There concepts of space and time may be more of the universalist perspective. Fair trade and family businesses are perferred over corporate companies that take up our earth. As Bob Marley said it in "Concrete Jungle." A misconception with marijuana is that is a of the earth so it just enhances their perception to the higher states of consciousness, expercining sacred geometry, and intuition.
by Lexi* June 7, 2007
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1. Lazy Ass
2. Pothead
3. Failure who spends his time talking about nonsense and contributes nothing to society.
1. Lazy Ass
2. Pothead
3. Failure who spends his time talking about nonsense and contributes nothing to society.
by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006
Get the hippie mug.Hippies are generally peace loving and laid back people. They are so laid back that they go months without bathing or cutting their hair. Their clothes are often unwashed. They tend to reject the establishment, "the man", or whatever you want to call it. For this reason, they generally do not have jobs and are not productive members of society. They are not intelligent because if they were, they would realize that their laziness is hurting the world they claim they love more than it is helping.
Get a job you dirty hippie!
by D100 October 18, 2008
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Get the hippie mug.one who has an aversion to jobs and showering. often seen carrying around a large backpack giving off the impression of mobility, but the backpack just contains all of his belongings after being kicked out of his parents house
hey, you smell, sit around all day and do nothing, and are carrying a lot of crap. you must be a hippie.
by greengreens December 9, 2008
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