Oscar Hester

all the ladys beg for oscars mighty cock

oh dude have you met the legend oscar hester

by Hezza69 May 26, 2019

Cole Hester

Honest, easy to talk to, and down to adventure.

Wow, look at the positively wondrous man.

-Classic Cole Hester, am I right?

- Totally! He’s so honest, easy to talk to, and down to adventure!

by Notchester June 29, 2021

hit the hessler

slang for going to bed ("hessler" = bed).

I'm tired. I'm going to listen to some Steve Vai and then hit the hessler.

by DinkusMayhem October 12, 2007

hesher

A washed up,greasy,skinny longhair. Known back in the 80's for chronic bike thievery, the stolen ten speed would be altered so the handle bars would sit upside down. Generally homophobic but are usually prone to turgid dick toking sessions on the sly.

The king of all heshers is the singer from "desensitized", a tired, shitty band of old washed up Victoria, BC heshers

Man, that hesher just rode up on my neigbor's bike and tried to sell me a chunk of black bubble gum. He called it "hosh".

by hater of heshers July 13, 2004

hesher

- person whose only goal in life is to rock out with his cock out. also known for quoting beavis and butthead and dressing like them. can be spotted in grade school playgrounds in the evening showing 8 yr olds how to olly and smoke their daddies cigarettes

beavis, butthead, mullethead

by dave January 18, 2005

hessed

Something that is hella messed up.

Man, did you see how bad Phill Hessed up that paint job?

by Jim Darr May 20, 2017

Hesse Sex

It’s a lot like regular sex, but it includes Jesse Zavala and zero gravity.

Let’s have some Hesse Sex!

by eljefe420 October 11, 2019