hemorrhoid maggots

When one suffers from an intestinal pinworm infection and has hemorrhoids at the same, the tiny rectal parasites are referred to as hemorrhoid maggots. They’re white in color and less than a half-inch long. Pinworm infections are also known as enterobiasis or oxyuriasis.

When Dylan wiped his ass he found several hemorrhoid maggots on his toilet paper.

by michelleutta November 6, 2020

Hemorrhoid

What to call people instead of "asshole" because assholes have very important purposes in life. Hemorrhoids are nothing but useless pieces of flesh that hang around and cause pain, and suffering.

They are such a hemorrhoid for voting against women's rights.

They are such a hemorrhoid for eating the last slice of pizza.

My ex is a gaslighting hemorrhoid.

by Girlwithamission June 26, 2022

Post-Birth hemorrhoids

The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan

"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"

by Intellectual_illiteracy December 30, 2021

Hemorrhoid Play

Sexual play with or involving hemorrhoids, coming from somebody’s anus.

Some partners in sex are into extreme or inherently gross practices; such as Hemorrhoid Play.

by Yakubiangangsta March 20, 2022

Hemorrhoid

A type of inflation and punishment!

Tate has major hemorrhoid issues

by Clemsonby99 February 21, 2022

hemorrhoid hunter

Game to play with the boys. Normally played in the carpark after dumping our heads in sardine paste. (See infrabren utbe)

You free for a game af hemorrhoid hunters? Me and the boys are off to the carpark for a game and wanted to know if you'd like to join ?

by Sardinepaste11 January 6, 2025

Face Hemorrhoid

A slang term for exaggerated lip-plumping cosmetic surgery where the lips resemble reddened, inflamed hemorrhoidal tissue. Beyond describing the physical appearance, it critiques an excessive focus on image, suggesting desperation, attention-seeking, and a lack of depth in character.

Her obsession with perfect selfies led to a face hemorrhoid look, chasing trends at the cost of authenticity.

by Raquel de la Roche July 5, 2025