Headset Hair

Commonly acquired after wearing a headset (i.e. XBOX Live Headset) for as little as 10minutes.

Resembles hat hair: But runs from one ear, across the top of the head, and down to the opposite ear.
Very recognizable to any gamer.
Very embarrassing to have.

1.) -"Hey man, sorry i'm late. I ran into some trouble on the way over here."

-"Dude, i know you were playing XBOX, i can see your Headset Hair."

2.) -"Dude, take off the hat. We're going in the pool."

-"No way man. I have Headset Hair. I'm so embarrassed."

by Alexander Khmelnitskov December 23, 2009

hearsebulance

The Hearsebulance is a Ford hearse James May converted into an ambulance in the Top Gear Ambulance episode alongside Jezza's Rambulance and Hammond's Soviet ambulance

Jeremy Clarkson: Next it was the turn of Dr Slow's Hearsebulance

by Metal yob 666 June 24, 2019

Healer

Being in a very calm situation with someone who is very comforting and soft spoken. That then their presence just heals any pain from the bad day you could possibly be having.

😓:I had such a stressful day, but being in your presence healed me.

☺️:I’m calling you my healer

by Ah shush January 25, 2022

toby healey

Some kid that lives in bensalem and gets carried on rainbow and fortnite. also, he thinks he’s good bc he got carried to 100+ wins

Yea i just carried tf outta toby healey, he’s so garbage

by SnD KING 6996 May 23, 2018

Battle Healer

A 4-elixir card in Clash Royale. This fucking card should be 0 elixir because it sucks so hard unless it’s in 7x elixir. Literally don’t understand how this shit card works. Not to mention when combined with the Elixir Golem it FUCKING STILL SUCKS THATS FREE ELIXIR FOR ME! Anyways if you like the battle healer you are probably either autistic or you’re a simp for “Battle Healer rule 34”. Also its in Clash of Clans too and it always heals a fucking tree and not my troops.

Scenario 1
Guy 1: What’s your favorite card in Clash Royale?”
Guy 2: “The Battle Healer because she’s hot”
Guy 1: “Could tell by how stupid you look.”

Scenario 2
*Guy places Battle Healer to heal his other troops
Battle Healer: I’mma heal this fucking tree”
Guy: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BRO

by Akaudi7 June 30, 2021

Hellsec

A large group of doxed gays that go around swatting and DDoSing other harmless “com” kids.

Group members are known as Guaph, Demise, HBO and Psycho these kids are known for their retarded internet crimes by broadcasting it on YouTube.

Yo it’s those retard “HellSec” kids.

by Fuckskidslol July 29, 2019

Hearsepower

Power exerted by a hearse's engine

The engine block in that hearse is pretty big; it must get a lot of hearsepower

by Victra March 5, 2009