Hardbass

a new generation of music made by Boris, heavy in bass; designed to turn western spies into gopniks

hold on I need to get my daily dose of hardbass

by Meme Inc. October 31, 2018

auto handballing

auto handballing is the same thing as auto fisting, or fisting ones own anus or vagina. the auto handballer usually lubricates the targeted orifice with astro glide or KY jelly or sometimes cooking oil then procedes to stuff their hand and forearm into said orifice. the sickest of auto handballers tries to see how much they can fit up there sometimes going as far as the elbow or trying to use both hands while they are balled up. there are alot of videos of this on the internet right now, just google " self fisting "

johnny : " man, that bitch is sexy ! "
al : " don't even try it, she is an auto handballer. trying to fuck that would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway "
johnny : " what is auto handballing ? "
al : " she shoves her fists up her shit "

by gmw January 22, 2008

handball

To "delegate" work to others in the workplace/department when you don't want to take responsibility for the possible ramifiactions, or can't be arsed to do the work.

I.e. Mr Bryant is such a handballer

by lalalal April 23, 2005

hardball

An outdoor sport similar in nature to airsoft or paintball, but using high-powered air guns and steel or lead projectiles. Originated in Russia, it's a more realistic, more painful and less forgiving version of the two above. All players are required to cover all parts of their bodies with suitable clothes to prevent skin penetration. The participants claim that on an average shot per shot basis, it doesn't hurt more than paintball.

As the guns used to play this sport are very widely available, and as very few, and only expensive air guns have full auto, the sport is relatively cheap to play. The durability of the guns is much higher than that of airsoft toys and the realism, due to range, is also much greater.

Let's play hardball

by archont October 20, 2008

hardballer

A slang name for the Colt Model 1911 .45 ACP, commonly called the Colt .45. The weapon is so named because the 1911 is designed to fire "hardball" ammunition, also known as full metal jacket.

"Don't mess with him; he's packing his hardballer."

by JMA September 19, 2004

handball

to unload by hand

"fork lift truck? you must be joking. this is TESCO's. stop whinging and handball that twnty tons of spuds off NOW!

by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

handball

To handball is to fist-fuck a guy.

I went to the Handball Express in San Francisco a few times, and I always left feeling stuffed!

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021