Apathetic

some word from the emo song

dear diary, mood: apathetic

by anticrombie July 20, 2008

hypothetical

syn: nerd

Nerd : "Hypothetically, who would win in a fight between the borg, my mousemat, and batman?".
Human Race : "you will die alone without ever having experienced the touch of another human being"

by Grae March 13, 2004

hypothetical slut

person who plays out relations, especially intimate relations, with several potential mates.

Person 1: I was thinking about getting with this one guy but what if this other guy wants to do something? And then I was thinking that this other guy sounded interested but I have to think about it all of this.
Person 2: Wow...you're such a hypothetical slut!

by The King of The World September 9, 2006

Japathetic

The lack of concern or indifference for the people of Japan after the most recent devastating earthquake and tsunami.

In light of the recent disaster in Japan and her apparent lack of concern, I'd say she is japathetic.

by bigdmd March 29, 2011

hypothetical dilf

Someone who gives off dilf (dad I'd like to f*ck) energy, but isn't actually a dad. Tends to be older guys (mid thirties at the least, depending on how they look)

Person 1: Alex Turner is so hot
Person 2: Omg yes! He's a hypothetical dilf

by godsandmonsters666 May 1, 2021

Non-hypothetical

referring to anything that is real and not hypothetical. More specifically, refers to the antics of four friends with a webcomic, known as 'non-hypothetically speaking'.

www.non-hypotheticallyspeaking.jimdo.com

in a non-hypotetical way, that was awesome.

non-hypothetically speaking, that was hot.

by N-HS July 22, 2009

hypothetically fucked

when a married milf tells you she would hypothetically have sex with you.. considering she's above average looking with nice breasts.. consider yourself fucked.

i totally got hypothetically fucked last night brah

by b1g kickn January 20, 2011