haarunya

The most beautiful girl in the universe

Damn that’s a haarunya

by anonymous March 9, 2025

r/hafulobby

A reddit discord server based of the now dead but used to be famous morning lobby of Among us, also known as Crewfu. People for some reason proudly proclaim to be from there but its now used as an insult to those who still play the cringe 2018 hit game. The group has a strong liking to piss and shampoo sandwiches.

Haw: I'm server owner of r/hafulobby
Carrot: I'm a peach
Jenn: Ew, don't you guys play Among Us and drink piss?

by jennisawesome January 4, 2022

Mr Haaf

A heavenly geography teacher who i need to impregnate and looks like the living re-incarnation of a bear and lets us watch CNN 10

Me: Mr Haaf is looking extra breedable today..
Friend: That’s a 22 year old married man.
Me: and?

by Utter_Lozer September 26, 2024

Mr Haaf

Mr Haaf is a really cool guy, he’s like the living re-incarnation of bear, he makes geography actually fun. He also lets us watch CNN 10 which is awesome.

Me: I wanna impregnate Mr Haaf
My friend: That’s a grown, married man.
Me: And?

by Utter_Lozer September 27, 2024

Mr Haaf

Mr Haaf is an all seeing god, merciful upon us. We pray to him, and respect him, he is forever giving. Mr Haaf is an amazing, beautiful god, and you should join Haafism. Join it. JOIN US. NOW.

Me: OH MY GOD ITS MR HAAF! *Kneels down to pray*
Friend: ..:that’s a 22 year old geography teacher with a fiance…
Me: and? He’s merciful and I pray to him that I am spared from my monthly bleeding. Its worked in the past!

by Utter_Lozer November 9, 2024