join grumper

a join-grumper is usually a normal looking man who does something inexplicable to other men.

arif khan (at the weekend)

by preston outatime March 22, 2005

Forrest Gumped

The term Forrest Gumped refers to a specific level of intoxication or being Fucked Up, usually from a mixture of alcohol and tree. One would most likely have to go to extreme lengths to achieve this form of fuckedupness, but...nothings impossible.

Josh: "yo you see foster last night

Handle: "yea he was totally Forrest Gumped

Josh: "haha yea"

by SmokeTree November 15, 2010

grumper

Hilarious synonym for anus.

I stuck it in her grumper.

by grumperthumper April 25, 2008

gumped

to horribly mess up a situation through blatant idiocy

HAHAHA, you gumped the hell out that man.

by The Dirty Hebrew July 5, 2003

Grumpelstiltskin

Another name for feces, poop, doo doo, and or crap.
"Grumpy" is the short version of the word.
"Grumpster" is also another version of the word.

*NOTE*
This version of the word is not to be confused with the play titled "Grumpelstiltskin".

"That was a mighty find "Grumpelstiltskin" I just took".

"I really need to take a "Grumpy".

"Holy smokes, that was a serious "Grumpster" I just had.

by Mr. Blada July 7, 2009

Grumpet

A Grumpet is a young lady. She is born in the year of 1993. She is a writer and webdesigner.

I'd give you her websites and shit, but I can't fucking advertise on this website.

'Hey, do you know Grumpet?'

'Who doesn't, foo'!'

by Ouglaboogla July 30, 2006

Grumpers

Queen of the Jews annn'er fuckin' cheers up. Reeks the fuck of bad fuckin' attitude. It loves itself some purple and turns out ta be fuckin' latino! All it wants to do is grump, which earns it some lovin' from its UMR fam. Lastly, it has been known to wreck a FREC or two in her time.

Grumpers Grumper FREC Purple Latino Latina Attitude

by I am an Oil Man February 5, 2010