player unkowns battle grounds

The third biggest supplement of salt in the world just behind CSGO and Overwatch the depths of PUBG (player unknowns battle grounds) contains 12 year olds screaming that somebody is hacking and 40 year olds doing the same which fills salt levels to and extreme high

Terry:Have you every play player unkowns battle grounds?

Samantha: Yes thats why i have 90% more salt in my body than i should

by Spydter November 6, 2017

grundel monkey

The balls of excess toilet paper that hang from the short hairs of your grundel like a monkey.

Dude slow down I've got 3 lbs of grundel monkeys weighing me down.

Before prom I like to comb my grundel monkeys out.

by Tony Peters December 25, 2007

groundment

The period in which you are grounded.

"When is my groundment over Dad? I need my iPod to do my homework!"

by tiki_92090 November 16, 2007

Grey Grundel

It is your "gooch" or "taint" after weeks of not showering. It becomes a greyish color due to the lint build-up and hardens due to accumulation of crusty sweat. It becomes very itchy and bares a striking resemblence to Destro, villian from G.I. Joe. Nothing is smellier or is more of a nusance to any G.I. Joe on the job, then your sweaty taint in the summertime.

Fuck. My grey grundels actin' up. It's crustier than my girlfriend's asshole after a week long cream pie.

My girlfriend just ate out my grey grundel and she looks like she just ate the icing off of a Destro themed birthday cake.

by Destro the Grey March 13, 2009

Grondelish

Used largely in suburban white culture, referring to something of an incredible, astonishing, or exaggerated nature.

Dude, Drew, that pita was fucking grondelish, sick pick.

by A Flesh March 25, 2009

Grundel Nugget

A chunk of dried skin created by a pair of sweaty, reeking balls that hang too low and are left unattended for far, far too long in the middle of a July heatwave in Utah. This chunk of skin is deposited, through the friction caused by the rippling, thunderous, hairy thighs attached to said balls, onto the swampy region found betwixt the subject's scrotum and anus, and is then found by the subject's unfortunate girlfriend when he arrives home from his four hour shift at the Fried Chicken Castle and requests a quick blowjob before plopping down to a six hour World of Warcraft marathon with the rest of the grown men in the neighborhood who reside in their mothers' basements.

Dude, I am not giving you a blow job until you switch over your mom's whites into the dryer and clean up those nasty grundel nuggets you've always got sprouting down there.

by Mangan's Sister July 1, 2011

You are grounded for 9999999 years

A dumb term that AUTTPs use 99.99999% of the time and vyond fags use who are fatherless.

Vyond video: that's it! You are grounded for 9999999 years!
100% of the comment section: CRINGE

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022