Gooted

A state of mind in which the person becomes euphoric and the effects of THC have fully taken effect over the person. In addition the person must be at the point where they no longer feel the need to add more THC to their body in order to feel their desired "high".

I just smoked the biggest L with my boy and we are "Gooted ". Yo man that kid had such an incredible water pipe, we were using it for over an hour, I am "gooted ".

by kWeezy6 December 22, 2008

Gootherus

First Described by the eminent anatomist D.D, the gootherus describes the whole female reproductive system from the Vagina to Fallopian tubes. These were formally known as the “Hoop”, “Gearbox”, “Cuntbag” and the “Burst Mattress” . If a woman of the female persuasion has an issue with her gootherus, then she attends a gootherologist. Gootherology is the medical specialism and requires intimate knowledge of the gootherus, gootherbox, clunge, Cunt and gearbox

“ I had a pain in my Gootherus, so I have to see the Gootherologist”
“I lost a welly in the marshy bog and need to see a Gootherologist”
“I broke her Gootherus by horsing it up to the back axel”
“The Gootherologist says I’m a chronic Cuntbag”

by Gootherologist2020 November 24, 2020

gootflat

A friend that is too useful to throw away but to annoying to keep.

Blake is such a gootflat

by goootflat June 20, 2021

Goother

An irish expression meaning vagina, pussy, beaver, fanny.

Give us a look at your goother!!

by Ross. MacKay August 7, 2007

ghooten

adjective / compound noun:

giving pleasure; enjoyable or satisfying; possessing or displaying sweetnes; better than simply good

(often grunted as an expression of extreme enjoyment)

1. Grips me those ghooten headphones, yesyes

2. Dude, I just gwaned the Ghootensteak!

by Fushnchups October 3, 2007

Gooter lover

A person who is attracted to ugly women.

Phil sure is a gooter lover .

by JAMES BRADY July 4, 2016

gorilla gootch

Def. 1- A really stupid nigga
Def. 2- A super hairy gootch

For definition 1- get that gorilla gootch out of my bed

For definition 2- Dude, Mike, u need to shave yo gorilla gootch man

by nb_35 December 14, 2012