When you have the urgent need to defecate and you head for the nearest building to find a restroom but when you attempt to enter you find that the doors are locked. At this point you have approximately 3 seconds until fecal explosion, so your survival instincts kick in and you run to the nearest unexposed wall and blast a big shit all over that mother fucker.
To avoid shitting my pants, I ran to the Public Library to use their bathroom but the doors were locked so I launched a Chocolate Wall Grenade on the courtyard wall. Don’t worry the custodian has been notified.
by Jdan Cutsem August 22, 2018
Get the Chocolate Wall Grenade mug.Cocktail said to be invented by two giants residing in an abandoned bus near the village of Mesnil L'eglise (Belgium)at the turn of the century.
The cocktail:
Glass Type: Any
Garnish: none
Method: Shake and Strain
Ingredients:
1 part Grenadine
3 parts Whiskey
The cocktail:
Glass Type: Any
Garnish: none
Method: Shake and Strain
Ingredients:
1 part Grenadine
3 parts Whiskey
Woman: Can I have a taste of that beautiful looking cocktail you are drinking?
Man: Sure
Woman: Hmmm that's so good, does it have a name?
Man: Yes it's called Grenadisci.
Woman: I love you!
Man: Sure
Woman: Hmmm that's so good, does it have a name?
Man: Yes it's called Grenadisci.
Woman: I love you!
by Verwandlung (KB) February 2, 2009
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In a FPS where you pull the pin of a grenade and hold onto it till just before it explodes then tossing it at an enemy for a almost unavoidable frag. (If done correctly the grenade will kill that person but won't harm you)
That noob is Cooking the Grenade on me! the cheap ass hoe!
Private Jenkins: Yo tailor what are you doing with that grenade? toss it man!
Corporal Tailor: I'm Cookin it on sec, *Tosses the grenade at the enemy*
*BOOM!*
*Enemy flops dead into the soldiers foxhole*
Private Jenkins: Yo tailor what are you doing with that grenade? toss it man!
Corporal Tailor: I'm Cookin it on sec, *Tosses the grenade at the enemy*
*BOOM!*
*Enemy flops dead into the soldiers foxhole*
by TattleTailes June 8, 2010
Get the Cooking The Grenade mug.A Widely used tactic in the bed, casually used like this:
1. pretend you are holding a grenade
2. fart in your pretend grenade
3. hover your grenade over the victims nose.
watch his/her's reaction.
1. pretend you are holding a grenade
2. fart in your pretend grenade
3. hover your grenade over the victims nose.
watch his/her's reaction.
A unsuspected fart grenade was used in bed.
Jerry: grenade!
Kiersten: what?
Kiersten: Eww!
Jerry: GOTY!
Kiersten: It smells like a gas chamber!
Jerry: grenade!
Kiersten: what?
Kiersten: Eww!
Jerry: GOTY!
Kiersten: It smells like a gas chamber!
by [InsertXboxLiveGamertagHere] November 16, 2019
Get the fart grenade mug.by L.E.R February 13, 2009
Get the grenno mug.This is when a fat or unattractive looking women believes she is hot and can have any man she desires.
The grenade is the less attractive of the women in her group. They often get approched first by men. As this is often the way the group of men initiate conversation with the group of women. Thus giving the grenade a false sense of popularity and attractiveness level. Aka grenade syndrome.
The grenade is the less attractive of the women in her group. They often get approched first by men. As this is often the way the group of men initiate conversation with the group of women. Thus giving the grenade a false sense of popularity and attractiveness level. Aka grenade syndrome.
My fat friend told me that she loves going out clubbing as she can get any man she wants. I dont want to tell her that she has grenade syndrome!
by Ro-Em June 24, 2016
Get the Grenade Syndrome mug.When a girl has her period and you still want to go down on her, leaving the tampon in moving the string out of the way. Once things heat up and it's time to finish her off, you grab the string with your teeth and pull it out whipping it across the room in one motion.
I didn't care that she was on her period and neither did she. I wanted to go down on her. The only part that startled her was when I pulled the grenade pin.
by Ajax the asshat October 25, 2017
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