One whom sees a squirrel, thinks to name him a great, meaningful name, such as, Bobby! But, no, wait, that person descides to add grasshopper to it! You make a poem about this squirrel-bobby grasshopper thing!
by ohh snap its uss! August 19, 2009
by queen trades November 27, 2016
The Spanish Grasshopper was sleeping in the tunnel .
by Darkstar281968 November 14, 2018
"back when i was knee high to a grasshopper, we where never careful."
"your about knee high to a grasshopper arent you?"
"your about knee high to a grasshopper arent you?"
by The Rye Guy April 23, 2008
I best get a drs. appointment. It's only been two days since my one night in heaven with that stripper and I already feel panty grasshoppers.
by shead November 12, 2006
When you get a girl to lay with her upper back on the floor, her lower back against the side of her bed, and her legs in the air. You then lay on your stomach on the bed with your lower body hanging off the bed between her legs. Insert your dick in her vag. With your arms behind your back, you use your legs to bounce your stomach up and down on the bed inducing penetration.
I was planning on running a marathon this year, but unfortunately the guy I met last night was well-versed in the art of the Long-Dong Grasshopper.
by tanookiwarrior June 03, 2009
Where I’m from, there’re two types of folk those who ain’t,
And those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain’t you ain’t?
And those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain’t you ain’t?
Where I’m from, there’re two types of folk those who ain’t,
And those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain’t you ain’t?
And those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain’t you ain’t?
by Chief financial officer David October 27, 2019