water gorp

n. A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.

Little Jhonny was a water gorp when he was twelve.

by Grubermeister July 5, 2006

girpy gorp

1. The best conversation starter
2. A pound of Francium dipped in ramen noodles with bread sticks that is only allowed to be eaten once you look into a bathroom mirror and say "Anatis Deus" three times.

1. Person A - "Girpy Gorp!"
Person B - "Tf?"
2. I wanna eat some Girpy Gorp but I haven't said Anatis Deus yet"

by NeocTheScavenger3333 April 16, 2023

gorp farmer

One who takes his favorite item from a communal gorp bag (most commonly M+Ms or almonds).

Sarah was left behind by her backpacking trip and eaten by wolves after Tom caught her gorp-farming

by Pink January 30, 2004

Gorp Snort

Someone that farts in a bathtub and bites at the bubbles

Dang dude! Your kid is a gorp snort!

by Karl jr November 7, 2020

E Gorp Eh Geht

If you are an E Gorp Eh Ghet, you were decided to be one by Paco and Stinger.

Also, E Gorp Eh Ghet's don't forget.

"Dude, I forgot how to play boxhead."

"WHAT! If you are E Gorp Eh Geht, you don't forgeet!".

Ex 2. "E Gorp Eh Geht's don't forget."

by Paco and Stinger May 15, 2010

Gorp Miner

Someone who "mines" the good stuff out of the gorp on outdoor trips, leaving nothing but peanuts and raisins. In context, the term "miner" is also used as they are usually eating gorp when their behavior is noticed. Gorp stands for Good Old Raisins and Peanuts. Crap is a more modern term as it stands for Candy, Raisins And Peanuts, though this term is less well know.

"Don't be a gorp miner and just grab a handful, you hoser!

by Shadyme June 24, 2024

Gorp

Dork. In the early 1980s, the word Gorp was used in some instances for a person now known as a dork. Usually only reserved for adolescent boys in the awkward stage. Also thought of as an uncool person that can’t get a girlfriend due to his goofy-ness.

That kid with all the acne, oily hair, old man clothes and goofy laugh is a real gorp.

by WX Man March 6, 2020