Googlesturbation

The act of googling oneself. Transcending just the google search engine, even using another search engine and searching for yourself is considered googlesturbation.

I had a rough googlesturbation session this morning- I tried to google myself three times and couldn't find anything positive.
My friend is an obsessive googlesturbator; he'll try to search for himself at least ten times per week.

by aidsdate.com April 24, 2011

googlespace

When you can google a person's name, and you can get results relevant to them.

I was googleing myself yesterday, and I've got 2 whole pages of googlespace!

by niffs August 30, 2005

googles

the effect of placing ones testicles upon another's eyes

by Bridget the midget September 13, 2003

googlesphere

The realm of data searchable by internet search engines such as Google, Alta Vista, Yahoo, etc.

I searched the googlesphere and found out that the President's grandfather had sold arms and munitions to the Nazis in the run-up to WWII.

by David Ginsberg December 26, 2005

Shits 'n' Googles

When someone immediately Googles something upon hearing about it or seeing it whether on TV, the radio, from someone else, the interweb, etc...

Chet: "I wonder if there's a record for the world's largest Jello cube?"
Kilron: "I'll check it out for Shits 'n' Googles!

by sirociper February 13, 2010

Beer Googles

When a drunk person is searching the internet and accidentally uses yahoo or bing, two of the lesser quality search engines, instead of Google.

I tried to find a night club online last night but I was so drunk I used yahoo.com. Beer Googles got the best of me.

by mason26 October 3, 2011

googlescrolling

to sit on the computer all day and look things up on google

ive looked up 300 things on google today, man im really googlescrolling

by russian2525 May 29, 2009