Goncalo the brokie

An extremely annoying, stupid, broke fucking hoe named goncalo who is so rude and not nice at all

Kira: goncalo the Brokie sucks so bad
Amanda: I know, he’s such a bitch

by valentinesdownfall April 14, 2024

Ghetto Gonzalo

Ghetto Gonzalo is a person who is really ghetto,big and mean to his amazing friend nicole

Omg Ghetto Gonzalo is being mean and he looks so big. and look he is being ghetto to shelby

by cashlic September 22, 2021

Sir Goonsalot

''Sir Goonsalot'' is a term to describe a loser who jerks off all day everyday.

''yeah ok Sir Goonsalot you are pulling no hoes''

by Sleepyboibear March 4, 2025

Dirty Gonzalo

Doing autofellatio while another man pegs your asshole without lube.

The other night, I met a man at a bar. Things seemed like they were going well, so we went back to his place and did the Dirty Gonzalo.

by hankythechristmaschew March 19, 2025

Peyton and Gonzalo

two of the most sexiest people on the planet. their milkshakes bring all the boys and cats to the yard. especially when they are together, everyone wants to be them and want them. they get along with anyone and are not shy. they pretend they have tons of friends, when in reallity they are just mean slutty loser whores.

Your a bigger slut than Peyton and gonzalo!

by noicantugly August 16, 2011