Gluten toot

When a hipster farts

Lars was shopping at whole foods when he suddenly let out a massive gluten toot!

by Dante_ck December 14, 2015

gluten tag

To have sex with someone while wearing a bagel, donut, or other pierced article of wheat around the shaft.

Javier loves to gluten tag his special friend. His special friend is less enthusiastic.

by andrew nelson brown October 20, 2008

gluten free lap dance

So your dick will stay intact when you are receiving a strippers lap dance

Gluten makes your dick fly off so with these gluten free lap dances you'll stay intact with your women pleaser

by Hooter180 February 8, 2017

Gluten-free

The willingness to have sex in any orifice other than the anus. Usually used in the first or second encounter with a new partner.

Secondary Definition: Extreme sensitivity or complete reluctance towards anal sex.

Dude, I hooked up last and we did just about everything imaginable and when I tried to go greek she told me she was Gluten-free!

by Ez-A January 10, 2012

gluten free taco

Gluten free taco or GFT is used to describe the vagina of anyone who is, or looks like, they are on a gluten free diet.

"Normally I don't go for one night stands, but the appeal of her gluten free taco was to great."

"I bet she has a gluten free taco"

"She got kicked right in the GFT."

by Rawkyjohn August 26, 2016

glutened

When someone who has an intolerance to gluten accidentally eats gluten without knowing and feels like shit afterwards

Damnit, I had dinner at a friends house and got glutened!

by Gluten cutter August 12, 2016

gluten nachos

English autocorrect's idea of the German phrase "gute Nacht" (good night). Originally noted by the American foreign exchange students of 2016. Now used colloquially as a farewell between bilingualists.

>And, how goes?
<Must and self
>Runs
<...This conversation makes no sense in English. I'm going to bed
>Gluten Nachos
<||

by Nightshadee April 15, 2017