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Gluten toot

When a hipster farts
Lars was shopping at whole foods when he suddenly let out a massive gluten toot!
by Dante_ck December 14, 2015
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gluten tag

To have sex with someone while wearing a bagel, donut, or other pierced article of wheat around the shaft.
Javier loves to gluten tag his special friend. His special friend is less enthusiastic.
by andrew nelson brown October 20, 2008
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gluten free lap dance

So your dick will stay intact when you are receiving a strippers lap dance
Gluten makes your dick fly off so with these gluten free lap dances you'll stay intact with your women pleaser
by Hooter180 February 8, 2017
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Gluten-free

The willingness to have sex in any orifice other than the anus. Usually used in the first or second encounter with a new partner.

Secondary Definition: Extreme sensitivity or complete reluctance towards anal sex.
Dude, I hooked up last and we did just about everything imaginable and when I tried to go greek she told me she was Gluten-free!
by Ez-A January 10, 2012
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gluten free taco

Gluten free taco or GFT is used to describe the vagina of anyone who is, or looks like, they are on a gluten free diet.
"Normally I don't go for one night stands, but the appeal of her gluten free taco was to great."

"I bet she has a gluten free taco"

"She got kicked right in the GFT."
by Rawkyjohn August 26, 2016
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glutened

When someone who has an intolerance to gluten accidentally eats gluten without knowing and feels like shit afterwards
Damnit, I had dinner at a friends house and got glutened!
by Gluten cutter August 12, 2016
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gluten nachos

English autocorrect's idea of the German phrase "gute Nacht" (good night). Originally noted by the American foreign exchange students of 2016. Now used colloquially as a farewell between bilingualists.
>And, how goes?
<Must and self
>Runs
<...This conversation makes no sense in English. I'm going to bed
>Gluten Nachos
<||
by Nightshadee April 15, 2017
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