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Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Wow.. I’m lost for words, this tells a very interesting and tragic story. he loves the banana and apparently is addicted to banana, and in this world he’s in hates bananas. So the banana is considered the outcast item and anyone who uses it is treated harshly and as you can see he’s addicted to bananas which is the reason why he’s hated. It’s become a drug to him and he’s gone crazy, so crazy in fact he’s seeing ppl as fruit. It starts off with a knock knock joke that has no real punchline but its teasing you for the final reveal of the story, great power move from the writers. It ends off with him crazy a crazy mind set after he damaged his forehead and this orange he’s seeing (in a hospital) finishes the knock knock joke and he wakes up from the start repeating itself over and over. Revealing that the story is repeat and fail. Tragic but also very phenomenal story writing
Chris turned to an orange, man

Bro he smelled like bananas

But Orange ya glad I didn't say banana
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sports glad

Last night I was so sports glad.

WTF does that even mean, you pillick?
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glad dad

An older man who expects he will soon have intercourse.
Check out glad dad over there; he thinks he's getting a blow job during the drive home.
by papa k dub February 20, 2009
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Black Glad

So happy, regardless of race, you start speaking in ebonics.
I'm black glad, shiiiiaatt. Wat's up gurrrll?
by Me.see May 28, 2018
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glad-handout

Where someone eagerly/effusively greets you in a super-jovial "hearty handshake" manner merely to hopefully put you more in the mood to give him a loan or ride or other gratuity that he doesn't deserve and probably will not be able/willing to pay you back for.
In one of the classic Burns & Allen shows, Gracie laughingly reads over some old love-letters from George, which are in poetry-form and are invariably glad-handouts, as in, "I love you lots, I love you plenty; I love you true, send me twenty!"
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glad handy

She gave me a glad handy (hand job)
by BAM BAM 86 September 22, 2017
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A glad

someone who is always flexing and trying too hard for the gram or social media or in real life, referenced from GLAD ‘force flex’ trash bags.
That dude is an idiot and such a glad, always fake flexing and doing the most
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