Happy Gilmored

To be happy gilmored is to have a golf ball thrown at your crotch, but you were unaware the other person had said golf ball. Especially when, but not limited to being hit in the balls specifically.

“Emma happy gilmored me”

by simonbeatles722 March 28, 2025

Bella Gilmore

An awesome, beautiful girl who wants nothing from the world around her but her friends and peace, she is the best person you can find in your life. Once you find a Bella Gilmore, you should never let her go. Ever.

Bella Gilmore: *exists*

Everyone: WHAT UP GIRL HOW ARE YA

by Definitely Not Nike November 16, 2019

Gilmore

Gilmore is a super funny person. He usually spends his time thinking about what he can do for another person, rather what he can do for himself. A Gilmore is pretty buff and tall, but acts sweet and nurturing. He is very intelligent, but likes to act dumb. He is a very trustworthy person and will never tell any of your secrets. Gilmore doesn't think too highly of himself, he puts everyone elses feelings before his own. He is a person who is willing to take ypur sadness away and give you all his happiness at his own expense. He is usually in the friend zone, but is impatient to wait for the right on. Overall, Gilmore is a person you need in your life becuase Gilmore can be the best thing to happen when your at your lowest.

Person 1: Life just sucks, I'm really sad.

Gilmore: Hey, its gonna be okay. I'll be right here for you, always.

Person 1: Thank you, I'm glad I know you, Gilmore.

by That_one_Guy_whom'st_knew-OJ November 6, 2018

happy Gilmore

A golf rage quitter or has a running golf hit

He did a happy Gilmore

by yeetmeworld May 18, 2023

Shawn Gilmore

the best boyfriend to Ashe will obly ever date her bc all other girls are so fucking ugky and stupid to him

Shawn Gilmore is Ashes only

by ashe gilmore December 28, 2023

Sad Gilmore

When you accidentally cut your ballsack open while shaving and a ball falls out.

Example:
Two friends catching up after a few days.
Friend 1: Dude where have you been? I haven’t heard from you in days.
Friend 2: Yea man I was in the ER for a few days after I suffered a Sad Gilmore.

by Munty Jelqmore May 23, 2024

Gilmore

he is a man who always considers his actions and acts in a good and just manner.

He is a Gilmore.

by saxnt March 26, 2023