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Germany by Swaglettuce October 11, 2019
Germany
A country in Central or Western Europe, depending on one's definition, infamous across much of the world for the rogue Nazi dictatorship that occupied it 1933–1945. It is the most populous and wealthiest country located entirely in Europe with its human development exceeding that of the USA or UK. Despite World War II and the atrocities of the Nazi regime taking place three generations ago, some still consider all modern Germans to be Nazis and racists. Germany has become one of the most liberal and tolerant nations since then, a great place to live with many content immigrants and access to universal healthcare and all of the most cutting edge modern amenities.
Idiot: Your ancestry traces to Germany? You are the descendant of Nazis!
Me: (punches him in the face and busts his nose) Now I think you just learned a lesson.
Idiot: (on the ground nodding as his nose gushes blood)
Me: (punches him in the face and busts his nose) Now I think you just learned a lesson.
Idiot: (on the ground nodding as his nose gushes blood)
Germany
The country which brought forth two World Wars, Communism and Nazism, concentration camps and death camps, engineered and executed the Holocaust. Germany invented propaganda and blitzkrieg. Germany invented carpet bombing of the cities, crematoria and Cyclone B. They invented superhuman and subhuman as well as starving children to death. Germans used human hair to stuff pillows and human skin to make gloves.
Germans also make good cars.
Germans also make good cars.
Germany by TrueOracle February 7, 2007
Germany
A country in Europe, where absolutely nothing happened between 1933 and 1945. They export great cars, good beer and dumb students who cannot make it on their own universities. They love sauerkraut don’t like their neighbours very much.
Tourist: I heard Germany is where the nazi party was found.
German: blablablablabla i can't hear you.
German: blablablablabla i can't hear you.
Germany by dieantwoord August 21, 2012
Germany
Something that 98.83% of the world call Nazis even though they make really good cars and products for the world.