The act of drinking out of an upside down plastic alcoholic handle after the neck has been bent, in order to mimic a gerbil.
by Missss Tasty May 23, 2016
One who does not perform tasks with intelligent thought or foresight. One who's stupidity tends to impair the ability to complete simple tasks; idiot.
by erfbutterfly February 17, 2016
A Gerbil is the opposite of a cougar, a Gerbil is a younger person who specifically dates older men/women.
“Did you hear about how Jenny started dating that sugar daddy?”
“Yeah, I never really took her as a Gerbil”
“Yeah, I never really took her as a Gerbil”
by Bye Elle August 14, 2018
A Gerbil is defined as an individual whose mouth moves miles per minute, unable to stop speaking because they have a lot to say. Just as a gerbil runs quickly on a running wheel, an individual's mouth moves just as fast. Basically, you can't shut the f*** up. This term was created by two gerbils themselves, Jessica and Tobi.
by bunnygirlbunnyworldbabyj March 20, 2023
Adorable hamster like creatures which are the spawn of SATAN.
They have black eyes with no white. They act all innocent until they escape and you pick them up by the tail, at which point the tail falls off.
They can live for double the time a hamster can so they can cause double the trouble.
They need the biggest cages known to mankind and barely any water and food. They are practically IMMORTAL because the can fall from great heights and feel no pain whatsoever
They have black eyes with no white. They act all innocent until they escape and you pick them up by the tail, at which point the tail falls off.
They can live for double the time a hamster can so they can cause double the trouble.
They need the biggest cages known to mankind and barely any water and food. They are practically IMMORTAL because the can fall from great heights and feel no pain whatsoever
by ☻☻☻ January 05, 2020
A gay male who is hairy, short, a top, likes running on his wheel, and is always hungry for a nut in his cheeks
by Justjed November 11, 2017