upper gardening

When a girl has to much hair above her vagina.

Holy fuck that bitch has to much upper gardening.

by darkshot July 3, 2010

moonlight gardening

To take an old mans penis in your mouth, and receive gratefully

"Do you want to come to mine and do some moonlight gardening?"

"Yes."

by Aphex2 December 17, 2008

Adult Gardening

The act of inserting two hands, simultaneously into a woman's rectum and vagina at the same time without making fists.

Blake decided to try out some adult gardening when he double-spaded that girl.

by adult-gardener May 2, 2009

guerilla gardening

The act of illegally planting on empty lots to grow food for the community. This may be done publically as an act of defiance or in secret as a silent movement.

"Woah look an empty lot, we should totally do drugs there!"
"Naw, man we gonna do some guerilla gardening up in here!"

by theotherguyy November 17, 2014

guerilla gardening

When government owned land is forcefully taken by a the people and turned into a community garden in which members of the community claim small plots and bust their asses to cultivate land for public benefit. This results in more community involvement and creates a sense of empowerment among the community members.

Jamal: "Hey, wanna screw the government? "
Da'Quan: "Yeah! Let's start a guerilla gardening movement."

by FoodAndSoc November 17, 2014

Gardening

Gardening has multiple meanings.

Gardening some type of fruit or vegetable doesn't sound too bad right now. When you get the bad weeds etc. Whoever is doing a shitty job of it.These people are fake, taking credit for shit that's not there's, wrong answer almost every time, "switched" personalities, "voices" are counteracting, "empath" , a lot of snitches (bad), not thinking before they do things etc. What does my dad, Jeff Croskey have to do with anything? I'd ask but him and my mom just lie, so. I'd listen to me over any of these other people. If they say not to listen or talk to me, don't listen to them. Think you people would have a mind of your own instead of being brainwashed. They are ignorant, brainwashed, benefitting off of lies to you. The "voices" in head, people can hear your thoughts. These people aren't in any way crazy and DON'T that don't need rehab. *FOR WHAT BETTER BE THE LAST TIME , 2 PEOPLE NEED TO TALK TO ME IN PERSON NOW* (E.L. and K.K.) I was trying to cover stuff up so no one knew. Think you'd be a little smarter, way this is going where people hear people's thoughts, people are going to end up knowing anything and everything with how much of it wrong. Kuhiwa "Jessica Erwin) called the Honea Path Police Departmen on me, lied to them and she works for them. Kuhiwa means lowest of the low. She's the opposite of me in almost everyway.

by #1Fan(sarcastic) July 14, 2019

Carmining

The act of adding in a new character to a story for the sole purpose of killing him/her, usually early on. This is a reference to Gears of War, where the Carmine characters were killed off early and often.

Person 1: I'm writing a war story were everyone dies.
Person 2: How do you keep it so long?
Person 1: I add a character to advance the plot, then kill him off.
Person 2: Quit Carmining, man!

by therevenant February 26, 2012