Garf

Garf

Shartys like a melody in my garf

by Your local anarchy May 8, 2022

/garf

Tone indicator. Short for Garfield. Used to indicate an intentional ambiguity as to wether someone is /j or /srs. This is in reference to a clip of John Arbuckle asking Garfield if he is “/j or /srs”

I just shitted/garf

by KwiteFanPage April 3, 2022

Garf

The act of using ones Vagina as a suction cup. (e.g Suctioncup Window Garfield)

My sister Heather tried to clam slam my dad's car and garfed herself of the window.

by Nixa87 October 22, 2019

garf

ew

person: i love sardines

you: garf.

by dez_dez February 24, 2022

/garf

the tone indicator /garf (short for /garfield) is used to indicate an intentional ambiguity as to whether someone is /j or /srs. this is in reference to a clip of john arbuckle asking Garfield if he is "/j or /srs"

Origin: kwite stream : Keep This Between You and Me

Mina: I hope you choke/garf

Lyle: are you Fr?

Mina: I said /garf🙄

by Yeetusmymeatus March 1, 2022

/garf

the tone indicator /garf (short for /garfield) is used to indicate an intentional ambiguity as to whether someone is /j or /srs. this is in reference to a clip of john arbuckle asking Garfield if he is "/j or /srs"

dang kwite is so funny /garf

by hecker123456 March 2, 2022

Garfing

The act of committing a garf - to goof, miss an obvious point, or do something in a half-assed manner. Reminiscent of Garfield, carrying the connotation of doing something in a lazy manner without necessarily meaning to be lazy, rather, it is in the garfer's nature to be such. To garf often involves becoming so overwhelmed by the amount of information available that one simply cannot process it, glazes over, and retains nothing. For one who garfs, this amount of information tends to be much less than would overwhelm the average person.

Maddison's really garfing on these questions - she didn't understand what we were asking at all.

by Raccoon Lord August 30, 2024