Gaff

a andrew who gives melissa a louise

damn gaff you squirted louise on my pants, said melissa

by assilem_x May 16, 2008

Gaff

A house party. Most commonly used in the United Kingdom.

“Anyone able to have a gaff the night?”
“Who’s having the next gaff?”
“Aye come to my gaff”

by What.a.gal January 7, 2020

Gaff

Acronym for ones level of motivation. G.a.f.f. stands for Give A Flying Fuck

My gaff level was completely gone last friday at work

by bob July 24, 2003

Gaff

cigarette.

that cunt nicked my gaff and smoked it up his arse.....

by Wonder chode December 30, 2002

Gaff

To masturbate and or "Gaff" to something extraordinary (porn clips with amazing portnstars) or during sexual intercourse.

Kumar: "Oh my god! I need to gaff...I've been dry for days."
Wong: "Days...holy shit...It's been hours for me and I'm soooo dry."
Kumar: "That's not coo...what would Colonel Sanders say about this...?
Wong: "Gaff and Munch child...Gaff and munch..."

by A Panda from Antartica June 22, 2010

Gaff

A general negative expression.

Did you see Cheraye's new haircut, it was so gaff.

by imapieceofhtmll February 12, 2014

gaffe

A gaffe is when a politician accidentally tells the truth.

Joe Biden aka gaffe-o-matic: "What am I going to tell the President when I tell him his teleprompter is broken? WHAT WILL HE DO THEN?

by aero_phile July 6, 2009