Skip to main content

Attack on titan futon cult

The best cult ever! Very peaceful, besties and swag. Only hot people join the futon cult
“Hey you know the attack on titan futon cult?”
“The largest, peacefulness, load of hot people?!”
“Yea!!”
by uuund3r_pr3ssure July 11, 2021
mugGet the Attack on titan futon cult mug.

cum-stained futon

A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.
Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?

Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.

Jane: Yuck!
by SantoshGeorge March 9, 2008
mugGet the cum-stained futon mug.

Force Feeding The Futon

The act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friends couch, making sure not to move or shift your buttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.
After painfully holding back, Bart resorted to FORCE FEEDING THE FUTON while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.
by Trish Laam January 12, 2008
mugGet the Force Feeding The Futon mug.

Louis Futon

A phony Louis Vuitton bag worn by girls trying to act rich.

(popularized in Broken Under Interrogation, a novel of urban decay)
That's not real miss, it's a Louis Futon!
by Robert McGillicuddy March 16, 2010
mugGet the Louis Futon mug.

double futon

Partaking in particularly explicit sexual activities with the Japanese.
I went to a club and then got double futon-ed. I am sooo sore, you can't even imagine.
by tittybitch November 8, 2010
mugGet the double futon mug.

Hop Into My Futon

Inviting a girl/boy to have sex with you.
Guy 1: Bro, these seniors are bad.
Guy 2: Right, she can hop into my futon for real.
by Littlepepsi March 16, 2022
mugGet the Hop Into My Futon mug.

Louis Futon

A fake/knock off Louis Vuitton handbag or wallet etc.
“Omg Becky look at that girl she totally has a Louis Futon!”
What’s a Louis Futon?”
“A fake Louis bag DUHHH”
by princessalik November 2, 2019
mugGet the Louis Futon mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email