fudge martin

an act of humiliation and anguish whereby one poops onto his or her hand and proceeds to slap another across the face or facial area.

Jesse was being a bitch and Janice fudge martin'd her to death
Jerome and Tyrone got into a scrap, Tyrone got the upper hand and fudge martin'd Jerome.

I'm so sick of being fudge martin'd uttered Lois poopily

by poo.radley August 27, 2011

Steaming fudgecicle

Getting shat on your shaft during anal sex.

When I said I wanted to fuck the shit out of her I really didn't expect my dick to come out looking like a steaming fudgecicle!

by Lgio April 20, 2013

Buncombe Fudgesicle

When you're butt blasting a broad and the lube mixes with a turd causing a fudgesicle like film on your dong. After pulling out you proceed to stick your now poop covered weiner in her mouth therefore giving her a buncombe fudgesicle.

Peter: So I was butt fucking this chick and when I pulled out my dick was covered in poop so I put it right in her pie hole.
Dom: Ah a good Ole fashioned Buncombe Fudgesicle

by Butt Blaster 92 May 20, 2016

Fitchburg Fudgepacker

The act of stuffing as many chocolate goods into an anus and then letting it melt due to body heat. The melted chocolate is piledrived deeper into the large intestine by a penis or another phallic object. This is then scooped out with a large wooden spoon.

My butt hole is still filled with chocolate after we attempted the Fitchburg Fudgepacker.

by shlongkeydonkey October 11, 2018

Corn Fudge

Pieces of, or the entirety, of an excreted product (typically out of the anus) that includes recently consumed corn that had not been fully chewed or digested, leaving full kernels of corn fully intact and visible among the rest of the excreted product.

1: Hey, did you try any of that sweet corn yesterday?
2: Yes I did! It gave me corn fudge!
1: Corn fudge? My favorite!

by youngmustangdriver June 29, 2021

fudgesicle fu manchu

The mess left behind on a kid's face when eating a frozen treat too slowly.

Lil J was having so much fun w/ her fudgesicle she ended up w/ a fudgesicle fu manchu before she finished.

by NCdubmixer August 17, 2009

Fudgel

an eighteenth-century term meaning "Pretending to work when you're not actually doing anything at all."

"Wow, she is really focused on he'd work today."

"It would seem so, but she's fudgeling as usual. When I passed her desk, she was playing Mega Annoying Invites: Friendslist Spam-catastrophe on Facebook

by Rae MomaJoker Boe December 1, 2015