FTP

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by Neprae April 30, 2011

ftp

Future Tranny Poster, An individual that post suspect threads, which he/she may end up posting Transvestites on a message board causing mayhem to ensue!!

This post looks suspect!! Could he be an FTP!!
I don't trust this dude, he maybe an FTP!!

by Barry Obama May 14, 2008

ftp

from the potty

did you see her snapchat? it was ftp!

by Libbysmybaegoaway June 13, 2018

FTP

Face Toilet Paper- defined exactly as it is written. A man grabs his sexual partner by the hair and pulls her face to his rectum, and then proceeds, with a wiping motion, to use her toungue or other facial features as toilet paper.

Hey Bill last night Sandra came over and I totally FTPed her a lot. It was swell. Scheisse!!!

by Buttmaster April 1, 2003

FTP

Fuck that Pussy: Meaning you are about to give her the pipe show and lay the pipe.

Zac: Yo boys i'll see you later, I'm going to emmas to FTP!

by Harry Dean July 24, 2008

ftp

abbreviation for Face The Pillow

After 8 minutes of intercourse in the missionary position, it was time for her to "ftp", lazy doggy, being the preffered finishing postion for morning sex.

by dogh20 December 31, 2011

FTP

Fuck the Patriarchy. Patriarchy as in males. Women typically use this phrase when they are being screwed over by a man or a custom that is in favor of men in general. Basically anything that makes the male gender elevated in status.

Teacher: All male students may have ice cream!
Girl in class: Seriously?? FTP!!

by Anonafrikenmous March 2, 2017