Frumpy Dumpkins

"Frumpy Dumpkins" is a generic name used to describe the "ugly girl" that wants to be hot in any society. "Frumpy" is used to describe her fugly, lumpy, or bumpy self while "dumpkins" is implying that she is the type of girl you'd dump or find in a dump.

There also used to be a clothing line at frumpdumpkins.com that is stylish clothing for the not so stylish female.

"Look Zach is hanging around ole Frumpy Dumpkins over there in the quad."

I got my new shirt at Frumpy Dumpkins house last Wednesday!

That girl is a lil frumpy & a lil dumpy so she is Frumpy Dumpkins.

by WooTyTanG January 30, 2012

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Frumpy poo

The face your kid makes when they don't get their way.

Don't be looking at me with that frumpy poo.

by Losinc July 5, 2016

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Frumpy Palmer

This is apparently a highly taboo act that is rarely spoken of. The act consists of a Donkey, a fist, a ferret, and a glass coffee table.

When she first introduced me to the "Frumpy Palmer" I was scared shitless, but after I got over the pain, we did it all night.

by HGIT August 30, 2012

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Frumpy Chic

Pretty much anything you can get at urban outfitters.
cool grandma dresses.
hip for the sake of hip.

Sam-"hey where did you get that dress? it looks like something you stole from your grandma"
Kate-"no actually I'm just a cool totally original hipster"
Sam- "so frumpy chic"

by ihatehipstersFTL November 28, 2009

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Frumpy Hoe

Someone who is lacking in appearance and attitude. It can be used to describe a unsightly women, douche bag man or a dead stripper left in a alley. A frumpy hoe is used to define someone with a lack of balls in the moment or a chick that wont put out. It is a all purpose insult that has made at least 2 people crap their pants.

Tim was a frumpy hoe, when presented with the options of "nut up or shut up," Tim shit his pants.

by Guglielmp October 5, 2009

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