Nuke the fridge

When you fart in the fridge and the fridge keeps your fart fresh until the next time it is opened.

I had the broccoli farts last night but I started to go nose blind to them, so I had to nuke the fridge for later.

by Papertowles February 2, 2021

fridge master

The all knowing protector of self-cooled refreshment apparatus. He who is named Fridge Master will and shall defend the refrigerants with not only his life, but with his soul. The Fridge Master is also appointed the ability to instantly materialize any refrigerated item from thin air, allowing him or her never to starve or dehydrate. As well as fridge magic, he can also sense when a fridge is being tampered with, and can instantly freeze the intruder.

Throughout the time that the self-contained refrigeration device was invented, only three people have ever held the title as Fridge Master: Albert Einstein, who held the title for 23 years, John F. Kennedy, who was appointed temporary Fridge-ship due to high risk of himself being assassinated, and a third Master, who remains nameless even today.

Not much is known about these mysterious Coolant Warlocks. Any and all research into the matter has been silenced harshly by either the government or otherwise. All that is known for certain is that there is a higher power, a silent protector, a watchful guardian, that is never late, nor is he early. He is always on time to make sure your refrigerated items are safe from harm.

Guy 1: Did you hear that someone at the University tried to mess with people's food in the cafeteria? Police said they found his body completely frozen, with one hand on the refrigerator door

Guy 2: The Fridge Master works in mysterious ways.

by FridgeFollower28 January 22, 2014

fridea

Ideas somewhere in between work and play, most often arising on Fridays near the end of a work day.

Example Frideas for an academic setting:

-Bruce Lie algebra..... Cauchy Tiger, Hilbert Dragon.

-A Monte Carlo that generates Sarah Palin speeches.You don't even need to program in basic grammar or a full vocabulary

- Radiation emitted by blackboards -> blackboardy radiation

by MrFuzzFuzz October 3, 2016

frideriki

Frideriki is a beautiful Person, in every Situation she has time to listen to you.Friderikis come often from greece a very nice and beautiful land. The Name frideriki you didn't hear often that makes her so unique. Long brown hair,brown eyes,tiny thats how friderikis often looks.

I only say Gumaniatastic!

Frideriki is a beautiful Person, in every Situation she has time to listen to you.Friderikis come often from greece a very nice and beautiful land. The Name frideriki you didn't hear often that makes her so unique. Long brown hair,brown eyes,tiny thats how friderikis often looks.

I only say Gumaniatastic!

by Blihamschko January 3, 2017

Figetsexual

An extremely distrespectful thing to the lgbtq+ community as these people think they are part of the lgbtq+ community just because they are attracted to figets....

'im figetsexual'
'eww get away from me'

by Truefacttttssss January 30, 2021

Full Fridge Syndrome

Full Fridge Syndrome is the indecision that comes from having too many choices. ie, when you have a refrigerator full of food and you can't decide what to choose.

Man, I have such a bad case of Full Fridge Syndrome when trying to choose which game I should play.

by gumleaves October 8, 2013

skin fridge

A fat man who hides food under their fat rolls to eat during the day.

That fat kid Eric pulled a Twinkie from his skin fridge in geometry class today, nasty kid!

by Rumplenutz April 7, 2017