fried unit

A unit in this case refers to a large individual in particular a male. Fried usually refering to the brain being fried from copping one too many rompers. Combined you get a big cunt who has lost almost all his capabilities to perform the simplest human functions.

Drew: oi Greg this party’s getting out of hand there’s too many fried units here.
Greg: Ye bro and did you see that bloke Baz he’s so fucked up he forgot his name.
Drew: what a fried unit!!

by Fried Unit August 5, 2018

freshly fried frogs

Australian slang. To tell a lie. A false statement deliberately presented as being true; a falsehood.
Much akin to telling 'porky pies'.

Titch: did you read the Sunday Times today?
Goose: yeah, about that razorback that was supposed to have been caught in W.A?
Titch: yeah. Narelle Towie was talking Freshly Fried Frogs from start to finish.

by uncle mac May 31, 2009

kentucky fried cum

When you are fucking the blackest chick and you pull a drum stick out of the Colonels bucket and shove it up her vaginal bucket, making her scream and curse the Colonel's name as she splooshes onto that hunk of meat.

Dude, I'm not sure if Shaniqua will forgive me after I gave her a Kentucky fried cum. Still worth it.

by Joshiwan July 29, 2017

Gentri-Fried Chicken

Typically a person raised without seeing much plight of the poor entering an area of poverty with every intention to become a recognized member of that demographic. Often times a co-existing meek smirk and determined aloofness can accompany the person, giving off confounding signals.

Just because he is eating fried chicken out of a box at the Chicken Box store, it does not change his drawing on his trust fund to support his endeavors. Nor does it mean people won't be chuckling at him for being a piece of gentri-fried chicken.

by HPL, J Grim April 17, 2008

hows THAT for a slice of fried gold?

Used in Shaun of The Dead to depict something good. Shaun is reciting a plan that he has in mind..he then uses the phrase.

Hows THAT for a slice of fried gold?

by Char February 22, 2005

fireflies by owl city

after allstar by smash mouth was a meme, fireflies by owl city started to also become a meme and will soon

"wow, fireflies by owl city is the littiest lit lit song ever lit."

by jillianisbetterthanyou June 25, 2017

firefox

One of the safest, most efficient and bullshitless browsers out there (among others such as Opera).

Has the most useful plugins ever created, such as "FlashBlock" which completely eradicates flash ads on web pages that may slow down your browsing, and those annoying "Shoot the Ninja and get a free iPod!" ads. As well as Fasterfox, which optimizes the speed, and many more.

The great thing about this browser is that it DOESNT install crap on your computer without asking you prior to that...Internet Explorer by Microsoft, for example, randomly changes it's homepage, installs adware and spyware and third party crap without your knowing.

With a built in google toolbar (which, incidentally, doesnt take up 3/5ths of the screen like on IE), it makes searching a breeze.

Definitely the way to go for an optimized browsing experience.

-dude, internet explorer blows
-fsho get firefox

by ivansusanin1 January 2, 2006