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The Golden Fountain

A girl, preferably Asian and unshaved, performs a handstand whilst urinating. This will create a fountain like shower of urine that eventually cascades down either side of her body, causing the urine to fall from her pubes into her eyes, nose, and mouth, or down her ass crack into her hair. (Preferably into her nose)
Keanu Reeves' career is an example of The Golden Fountain.
by DGAF3000 January 7, 2014
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under-forty-font

Text (book, webpage or other) written in a font which is so small that it is visible only to those with good eyesight. Those whose age is over forty increasingly lose their close-up vision as they age (known as hyperopia), because their eye-focus gradually becomes more fixed-focus rather than adaptable-focus.
Well, this webpage certainly loves using under-forty-font!

The ingredients on this candy bar are impossible to read in their under-forty-font.
by buggy October 24, 2005
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melanie fontana

Melanie fontana is a stupid white racist cracker who steals other peoples credit.
Did you hear about that racist songwriter?
Melanie fontana? Yes she is so disgusting and i hate her
by shooterforbts July 15, 2020
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Corinthian Fountain

An ancient, but modernly practiced, sex act first discovered by the Corinthians who were part of a large city-state, such as Sparta. Except they were a not "war-lovers" but were Greek "ass-lovers". The Corinthian Fountain occurs after a serious anal ass pounding the recipient forces out a massive load of liquid shit and semen. The goal of the Corinthian Fountain is to spray the load as high as possible into the air before it splashes down again on the exterior of the buttocks. The higher the spray, the more gratification received.
Gary invited Donna to his dorm room to study for their Greek history test but instead wound up pounding her anal orifice for over an hour. She later blew a three foot Corinthian Fountain all over her ass. Gary was extremely satisfied.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009
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fontabuse

The unnecessary usage of over sized typeface used to express ones current mood.
Aaron - "Check out this email I just got, the font is huge, well over 72points! I must have really pissed her off"

Kara- "Yeah man, thats some serious fontabuse"
by ajd420 November 7, 2006
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fountain hopping

The act of running across a city, town or campus from fountain to fountain, spending a few minutes wading and splashing. In order to be properly executed, great vigor and enthusiasm should be employed. Originating at California's Stanford University
Student 1: Why are you so wet?
Student 2: That's what she said!
Student 1: Seriously dude, what the fuck. You're dripping all over the place.
Student 2: That's what-
Student 1: I will take you the fuck out if you say that!
Student 2: OK. We went fountain hopping.
Student 1: A'ight, was it hella tight?
Student 2: Fo sho, it was wicked rad.
by Lagunita Love June 25, 2008
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fontcest

One of the many ships of UnderTale, the couple being the skeleton brothers, Sans and Papyrus. Also could be known as PapySans.
Fontcest is lost in the sea of UnderTail.
by DepressingVoice16 July 6, 2016
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