Heated Driveway

I defecated on a woman’s pubic landing strip and smoosh it flat well screwing in missionary position to create a heated driveway.

I went on a holiday to Canada, and well I was there I met a lovely woman, who I later that night let me give her a Heated driveway.

by PhantomWiZard April 15, 2025

parted driveway

When a girl has only a patch of hair down the middle of her vagina.

Her parted driveway was quite interesting, and fun to play with. I got very horny when it got stuck in my teeth(;

by hoe billy yo April 28, 2011

left-handed driveway

whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)

The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.

by mousel October 10, 2019

I’ll shit in your driveway

When you disrespect someone to the highest extent. You just want to shit in their fucking driveway , dawg.

Robertos best friend fucked his girlfriend so Roberto walks up to Kyle and simply says “I’ll shit in your driveway”

by the klit klapper November 5, 2018

Driveway Dance

The act of dancing in your driveway or garage upon learning that your spouse or significant other will be out of town for an extended period of time.

Did you hear that Karl's wife is going to Panama for a week on a business trip? Karl is already doing the driveway dance.

by Garage Dweller April 28, 2009

The Ultimate Driveway Machine

A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.

A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”

C: god damn it.

by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023

Driveway Decision

When you decide where you're going and what you're doing in the driveway right before you leave rather than planning ahead of time.

Do you want to plan it out or just make a driveway decision

by .Bwy. November 16, 2023