Driveway Idiot

Associated with lowlife wannabe reta*ds who do nothing but argue on the internet and think they're the shit due to their inflated Superiority Complex. All they do is ruin your day and drive away finding other victims to fall to their menacing mental disabality.
Chadwick Dicklick: Bruhhh you're so gay, did you know F in J.F.K stands for I fucked your mom
Sum Ting Won: ok??
Chadwick Dicklick: bro like you sound really sus but do you want to talk about politics and show you how I'm always right about my views regardless of what you say.
Sum Ting Won: no and you kinda sound like a Driveway Idiot right now
by TheHornyAsian November 03, 2021
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Buff Her Driveway

When a clean shaven man goes down on a woman hard!!
Dude, after this clean cut and shave I can't wait to get home to lady to Buff Her Driveway.
by rjbb04 September 29, 2023
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Driveway Face

A sexual act wherein you place three Hoy Wheels on your sex partner's face and then urinate on them.
I gave that bitch the Driveway Face
by Chance Panic September 10, 2021
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left-handed driveway

whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)
The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.
by mousel October 10, 2019
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Driveway Fogging

When you and your friends park in a strangers driveway and hotbox your vehicle.
That looks like a great spot for driveway fogging.
by Kewich October 13, 2020
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Driveway Decision

When you decide where you're going and what you're doing in the driveway right before you leave rather than planning ahead of time.
Do you want to plan it out or just make a driveway decision
by .Bwy. November 17, 2023
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Driveway Derelicts

(n) - Group of dudes standing in another guy's driveway while he works on something (usually a vehicle). Typically not there to help but to drink beer, talk sports, and avoid home.
1. Jen's husband has turned into a total Driveway Derelict ever since her mom moved in with them!

2. On any given Saturday, this neighborhood is FULL of Driveway Derelicts.
by Ileah519 June 11, 2011
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