Footy

Footy is a fat booty

Of shit jaren she got a footy!

by YungdaggerD March 30, 2017

footy family

An Australian family (not divorced). Normally with two or more children. The entire family goes for the same team. All the children do football training on Saturday morning (Auskick). The family poses a seeming endless supply of pointless team paraphernalia of which they will wear every moment they get. At school, all the children do is talk and play football during break time. They will also normally yell terms related to football during class time as random. Levels of intelligence across the family gene pool are questionable. Generally, all of the storage on the Foxtel box is used by recorded football games and various football related shows. Whenever there is a game, the entire family will crowd around the TV and yell at it. However on occasion they will attend an actual AFL match while wearing various layers of their team's merchandise.

That goddamn footy family, I can hear them screaming at the tv from next door!

by DinKukÄrMin September 30, 2017

footyitis

footyitis (pronounced Foot-ee-itis) is a fake disease made to trick people into thinking their doctors are doing a bad job because they don't check them for footyitis at every check up. It is a foot condition that causes mold to grow and the skin on your feet to fall off. You can acquire footyitis by walking in grass.

Mya-''Lol when I was at the doctor and he checked for footyitis I laughed so hard cause it tickled when he touched my foot. It was so embarrassing.''

Ralph- ''Wait wtf is footyitis?''

Mya- ''Omg you don't know what footyitis is? What kind of doctor do you go to?''

by Miss.Puff September 25, 2018

footywomen

Narena

So I’m not a handy man I’m a footywomen.

by Bigrylo May 20, 2020

footy tooty

When you grab 2 oranges and squirt them in your butt.

John:I just did a footy tooty on myself!
Sean: Walks away slowly.

by Dr.Wots September 16, 2020

Foomy

A discord users "Fun Woomy" name but replace the W in woomy with a F

Me:Foomy

Fun Woomy: what?

Me:Foomy :)

by Joeshmoeknows December 21, 2020

Footy Colours Day

A day celebrated any day in September representing the positivity of cancer's many health benefits. An Australian tradition represented by the wearing of footy jerseys and consumption of footy food, namely, meat pies (only meatpies). The blackness of the minced meat inside of a meatpie represents the cancer victim's depressing life and multiplication of chemotherapy cum flavoured vape corrupting their lung's arteries. The silky texture of the very sexy footy jerseys represents the slipperiness of Luca's bald head.

Bill: Are you excited for Footy Colours Day? I know I'm cumming at the mere thought of such a hot event.

Xyz: FOOOOOOOTTTTYYYYYYYY
Bill: I hate the niggers

by PXRA September 17, 2021