fmtfo

freak me the fuck out

Ohhhhhh if they only had smell email. Have you ever smelled someone so bad you could taste it . FMTFO!!!!!!!!!!

by APsix September 4, 2007

FMTC

'fuck me that's cheap'

girls walk into poundland..

girl 1: woah pantene is only 99p
girl 2: FMTC!
girl 1: i know right?

by astupidalbino April 19, 2009

fmtmtc

Fuck me till my toes curl

I want you to fmtmtc

by ch3peucjb1ecu February 26, 2018

FMTPO

Abbreviation of "For me to poop on." Popularised by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog of "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" fame.

"Yeah, Kirk. That was great acting, Kirk, really great acting...FMTPO!!!" - Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to William Shatner on the occasion of his visit to the "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" show, regarding Shatner's acting in the original television series "Star Trek."

by Thoros of Myr March 16, 2006

FMTO

Fuck My Tits Off

FMTO! It's freezing in here!

by Dobton November 22, 2014

fmth

friend make things happen

yeah were just fmth

by gmoneyinthehizz August 22, 2017

FMTM Disease

A very rare disorder that causes the male penis to enlarge by an inch every night

I must have FMTM Disease cause every time I measure it's an inch bigger!

by Crazyguy9976 July 20, 2014