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Flumpy plumpkin

The ritual of fucking fat chicks with pink eye when your dick ain’t all the hard it’s half limp and it’s kind of floppy and she so fat she’s lumpy.
Yo last night i fucked this 600lb chick with pink eye. It was a good flumpy plumpkin’
by WayChill November 5, 2021
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Flumpy

used by a legendary trickster, flumpy is a curse to make sure your opponent laughs forever. otherwise its just a really fucking funny word
#1: FLUMPY!
#2: AAAAAHHHHH-
by Some Fuckin' Idiot April 30, 2022
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flumpy mufkin

When you take a poop on a woman’s foot anfter eating a crave case from White Castle; and then proceed to receive a foot job and use the poop as lubricant.
Did you hear about Greg? He got a flumpy mufkin last night from that bar skank! She lubed her foot up with turd juice!
by AggravatedHippo54 August 16, 2023
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Flumpty

Entity number one: Check out this new rap diss
Entity number two: Thats pretty flumpty
by Nico43567 March 25, 2024
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Flumpy

The feeling of being tired and grumpy at the same time
Man i didnt sleep that well last night now im flumpy
by Slash19987 August 8, 2024
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Flumpkin

When you Fart on your feet, then give them a Foot job while taking a shit.
Bro, Cassie from work gave me a Flumpkin during lunch that shit felt spectacular.
by Clown?! March 14, 2025
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Flumpkin

Someone who is a known pervert and is extremely into needy polar bears.
"That person is a flumpkin ya know?" "Really?? I better go be their friend"
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